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eletious@etr 29 :: she/they :: 🏳️‍⚧️ ∆ get trongled on idiot ∆
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The last good software was Wii Fit and every employee at Nintendo should be tried for criminal charges because they didn't support it forever

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

oh my God! you guys! he farted on the determined armchair! i knew what the determined armchair was before 20 minutes ago why do you ask

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This isn’t Portland, Oregon weather. This is Portland, Maine weather!

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

this has effortlessly planted a steaming turd directly in my fucking brainium

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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

one of the most interesting things I found out last year is that hacking my switch to run steam remote play and streaming from my pc takes a little over half as much power as running the game at 1080p. For fun, I tried running at 720p on my monitor. It was Not Awful ™️

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

you ever see someone's face and think "fuck, if i could crucify you in front of god and the world, i would do it"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

how to send my family a picture of a bird. ok google. how to send my family a picture of a bird in my backyard. send bird photo. no. send bird. god damn it. send

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

pirate fantasy drama but it's 1-inch-tall gnomes riding on top of horses

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

the way nazi germany formed after losing several invasions and the way the us has been getting its ass kicked globally by people armed with nothing but desperation and the trash our military leaves on the ground is ... worth noting seriously the us cant sustain an invasion into canada lmao

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

mom's coming back from the hospital

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

i am posting right now because this mandatory meeting is about using AI

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

submitted 12 days ago • 2085 comments

another day in the mines (extremely cushy job that will earn me a spot on the wall when the revolution comes)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Surreal social media is the best kind

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

girl on date with me: so whats your name. like, what are you named...? me: my mom named me Whoa Whoa Lemme Some Action! but i go by Spunt girl on date with me: Omg. Thats a cool name me: whats your name i forgot girl on date with me: Commercial

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

hmm Tonight i think i will attempt to fix up this keyboard again my current task choices are: - lay wire and diodes - build test matrix wish me luck, or don't, that would be funnier

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

So true! #sotrue

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

boomer posting like I don't know how to Internet as a bit

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

work got you down? file a legal name change to replace all the pronounced vowels in your boss's name with "o"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Spent Super Bowl Sunday wandering the conservatory misidentifying clearly labeled plants and saying “could imagine enjoying THAT in a hallucinatory reverie” a lot

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

what you have to say about wealth inequality is interesting, however, one time you bought a leather jacket from Target - your leftism pass has been revoked and we are filing suit immediately

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Google: did you mean "defuse PIPE bomb?" me, sweating nervously with wire cutters in one hand and a ticking Benedict XVI doll in the other:

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

1x 21mg nicotine patch: *crickets* 2x 21mg nicotine patch (right up until I vom):

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

what's happening on the blued sky

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046

submitted 20 days ago • 77 comments

nothing will ever blow me away as much as some techbro writing a handbook for designing addictive user interface and then selling a self-help book about breaking free from digital distractions and the self help book is just adhd coping mechanisms what the FUCK

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment