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Did you hear me moan? Thatโ€™s because itโ€™s a Turkish eggs kinda morning! Poached eggs, paprika butter, and garlicky yoghurt. All it needs is some crusty sourdough bread!

I heard Bluesky likes pussy? #gfe #fssw #escort #pussy #meow #kitty

I know you want to squeeze it! #fssw #escort #kinky

If you need me tonight, Iโ€™ll be free-styling by the pasture raised eggs at Whole Foods! ๐Ÿคญ

My elderly work wife tried to lure me into an April Fools prank but couldn't keep a straight face the entire timeโ€”Of course I went along. Should I tell her Iโ€™m a sex worker? This feels like an episode of The Office.

No pranks for me today, I get to test the waters and share all my secrets under the guise of April Fools.

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility to all but especially the wonderful providers who identify as trans! Trans BIPOC Sex workers fought tooth and nail for the liberties we all reap. I hope your bank accounts and books get filled! Importantly, I wish you safety, health and prosperity. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

Blue jean baby ๐Ÿ’ฆ #throwbackthursday #nsfwbsky #escort #fssw #gfe #outdoors #natural #curvy #nsfw

Spring is here! I can smell it in the air ๐ŸŒธ

The year is 2014, you and your roommate just smoked a joint and youโ€™re about to watch Broad City season 1 for the first time.

Trying to get through to a real person at CRA feels like purgatory. Do youโ€” 1) Lean into the reality you wonโ€™t get your answers? 2) Button smash and stay on line until you find help?

Itโ€™s been like a week since Iโ€™ve been touched!! Who wants to deflower me?

Iโ€™ve always wanted to see if I could intentionally develop a new kink! Who wants to get a little experimental with me? ๐Ÿ˜‰

I am straight up insanely horny this week. find me in heat downtown this thursday and friday - get in touch with me or @allegraescorts.bsky.social ๐Ÿ˜ผ booking info in bio ๐Ÿ’Œ

Now that 23andMe has gone bankrupt, what stopping the next company that buys all this information to market a custom protein power for longevity? Or a hormonal strawberry that makes you incredibly wet? The list can go on.

The absurdism of life. Iโ€™m sitting at my office today, wishing that I was getting madly screwed instead when all the sudden my elderly co-worker knocked and gave me a little mandarin orange and a square of chocolate with no context. Thank you. ๐Ÿฅบ

โ€œMain character energyโ€ I want to exist in a reality that values all of us as main characters in an interconnected web of diverse narratives. I think itโ€™s important to remember that we all come with our own unique experiences and stories.

I can cure your Monday blues ๐Ÿ˜˜