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willbardwell.bsky.social
Civil rights lawyer by day. Semi-pro golf writer by night. Popeyes appreciator. Opinions (all correct) are my own. We fight.
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Congrats on your new gig at the Post, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social.

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Ole Miss pooping the bed in its own regional is more reliable than the sun rising in the east.

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Ole Miss up 14-4 in an elimination game, and I’m gonna go to sleep now, and I already rue looking at my phone tomorrow morning to see Murray State won 15-14.

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i really, really need people to understand that they *didn't* vote for this, no matter how much you insist they did. insisting "they voted for this" elides the information environment that led them to vote the way they did in the first place, the thing that actually needs fixing.

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Jack is good now?

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Chad Kelly and Bo Wallace were both better college QBs than Eli Manning.

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God only knows what national secrets the Chinese have pulled from Pete Hesgeth’s Sonicare.

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If you’re writing an Elon Musk profile right now without talking to several laid-off civil servants and the multitude of people whose lives have been ruined by grant cuts — then that’s not journalism, that’s public relations.

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🎵It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday And the manager gives me a frown Cuz he knows that it's me Who wrote 'Furries drink free!' On that billboard he put up downtown 🎵

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Actually, the Internet is good.

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Reporting from the SEC baseball championship game. The number of fans on both sides doubling up on team logos is alarming. We used to be a proper country.

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At what age does it become illegal for your in-laws to have a normal coffee setup?

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

wouldja look at that

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This is the excuse I’m gonna give my wife the next time I forget to mow the grass.

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And if I could ideate off this horror show of an idea: The Big Break El Salvador.

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After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

submitted 20 days ago • 99 comments

Life comes at you fast.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

More like Drake Bombin’ amirite

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The Venn Diagram overlap between Pete Rose supporters and January 6th rioters is a perfect circle.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Gonna need Jim Gray creating a Nether Portal and tracking down Pete Rose.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Rose, I guess I can understand. But I do question making Aaron Hernandez and Charles Joseph Whitman eligible for the Hall of Fame.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

As a lawyer, I advise you to shut the fuck up when questioned by the cops.

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Undefeated

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

Vegas vs. Edmonton is like having to choose between Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell.

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