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willemwalter.bsky.social
Tales of a 20th Century ne’er-do-well 🌙🐄
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I am cooking steak drunk on a Sunday morning

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It’s wet here, for now, but the geography tells me, “not if but when,” regarding fire… 🤔 It’s almost like climate change (read: global warming) is putting the sum total wealth of peoples lives at risk

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The subject of my heart’s desire is in the UK another night. I am stateside in our high-elevation mountainside home thinking of Altadena. 😬

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Doggies are playing in the snow. 🐶☃️ I am NOT‼️

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I need one of those chainsaws on the end of a pole. Got sum bs trees around here.

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But artifacts will outlive me, so I have to die in my possession a few amazing, vajazzling artifacts.

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I don’t remember the name of that little one-room movie where the guy claims to be Jesus, but he mentions how “artifacts” do not last forever, for why he could not produce a 2000 y/o bronze doubloon from his anus in that moment. I really felt that.

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Just gotta add to the discourse cause it’s being brought up a lot lately. Star Trek the Next Generation was certainly more head-y, more dialogue. DS9 was more gritty, a lot more combative situations. TNG was chill; every episode was a little mystery. DS9 was the Struggle Bus, w Nun Bitch on your ass

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I got up really early. My schedule is fucked. I think I have to get drunk now, so that I will take a big nap, so that I will stay up late, so that I will wake up late as needed. That’s what you call problem solving.

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They think it’s a perfect little cat bed.

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The real Durin out here

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Jamaican beef patty night, because I’m a Jamaican beef patty man

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Jeeves, do as I say, take the animal brush to the carpet. It’s looking like shit. Scoop the cat box while you’re at it, and sweep around there. And the fix the damn Roomba. There’s also clothes in the dryer.

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Living in the country, having to go anywhere, “HITCHING UP THE BUGGY,” (churning lots of 🧈)

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My job requires no degree. It only specifically calls for being a spreadsheet-master concrete cutting Tarzan rally-sport forklift driver, but I’ve definitely still seen worse.

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Kinda want this for no reason at all

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I am going to do nothing so hard for the next 2 days, I’m at work jumping through my skin. Also go back to 2p-11:30p next week. ➡️ Fewer bosses, more $, & can stay up til 4a every night and still wake up by noon without an alarm. Just gotta work smart not hard and make this work for me. I say so!!!

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Canada beat USA in hockey. Co-workers ready to hogtie me and send me to Panama.

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Factory rebuild is over, back to the weird science

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This ends in me watching Severance, doesn’t it? Waiting on new seasons of all my other programs

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A Crunchwrap Supreme looks like a Pennsytucky grandma’s first rodeo with a tortilia

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😹

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Alright, snow squall turned thunderous windstorm, you’re scaring the dog now.

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I think I got the dry legs, Pops.

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Want to be showered. No will to get up. Woe is me!

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My super domesticated sexy ass is about to unload the dishwasher. That’s not innuendo. Bout to crack her open 💪

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Shoutout to Chinese woman w the free 2 Liter cause I ordered 4 entrees. My betrothed away, I can survive on this for now

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All-wheel did a fine job in this unexpected blizzard we’re having‼️ I don’t remember hearing anything about no damn blizzard

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My paltry BA turns 18 this year 😭👨‍🦼‍➡️🪦 Would not recommend the paltry BA. 🎓📉

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Chappel Roan?

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“Check his google” His google: “Taylor Ham pork roll diameter”

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The look on the Nazis’ faces at work when I tell them I want Canada to win the hockey game

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Weekly Teams video meeting canceled!!! 💃 FUCK YEA

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When is Star Trek Strange New Worlds? I’ll put up with the singing and dancing. It can’t be as bad as Section 9, right? Right?!

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When it helps to know a hard cracker

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This is some bullshit weather

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You have to flex on the corporate world. I personally like to show up to work and not be helpful in any way.

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Ciabatta isn’t good. I have spoken.

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Gandalf ate the tortillas off the counter totally saying fuck you to enchilada night

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I’ve had about enough of this crap

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It’s a Bloc Party Banquet! Happy Halloween everyone 🎃🕺🪩🖤

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It’s me, the ghetto nosferatu hamburglar again. Check out my set up. I keep forgetting the booze in the car.

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I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here

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Just manly things

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Hunkering down

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Crazy times we’re living in

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Why do cats always want to throw up on the rug?

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The Buttress of WINDSOR

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Wicked cool on a Wednesday, had to be, had to be. Hard day’s rocking? Better slip off my shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip my toe to jacuzzi, bebe

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