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Marketing Strategy bod in Consultancy. Ex Advertising/Comms person. APG tutor. Stoke fan/music lover/punner/husband/father. My views don't represent my employer's.
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Eating trail mix on camera like some kind of corporate horse eating from a nosebag. It is the most erotic i've ever been on camera.

Three thoughts on the local elections: 1. A simple message, even if it's a massive lie, beats a badly explained truth. 2. More people than I'd like are a teensy bit fascist. 3. The continued career of Andrea Jenkyns is profoundly depressing.

“The [BBQ] one with the nice grill’s for the headmaster, yeah?” Overheard upon passing through England’s best rated private school. To say nothing of the massive house he gets. A bit different to my Midlands comp.

Sweaty Betty isn’t sure if it wants to be Nike or the White Company. A shame the first word doesn’t have a typo. Then it would work better as an ad (but they’d be a very different company).

Eating a mint cornetto. Living the dream.

That thing where the conference you pay a lot of money to platforms someone you used to work with. I need to go full Shingy. The path is clear.

On day four of eating a lot less bread, pasta etc. Frustrating to realise those health bods may be on to something.

This is dreadfully sad. It's the best time of my day. www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...

This sums up why I wasn’t that fussed by the Liverpool win, as good as some of the football was. Weirdly hollow.

My only opinion on the Olly Murs body debate is that his forehead appears to have grown, in a win for all middle aged men everywhere.