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Solution-minded, data-oriented, unconventional thinking… attributes that seem threatening to some. To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’ Public safety executive.
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Not sure what’s funnier, Martin Scorsese or that dumbfounded clerk behind the counter!

Anyone else celebrating the Ides of March?!

A great Mar10 to everyone, even you Sega fans.

AppleTV’s Severance is the most mind-numbing and stagnant show I’ve ever seen. 𝗬𝗘𝗧 𝗠𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗜𝗧. We have this amazing connection, so her liking the show is like learning she has a secret eating disorder and devours cotton balls. She’s engrossed and I’m like… are we watching the same thing?!

The future was 42 years ago. This image was taken at the Paris Airshow in 1983. The Space Shuttle Enterprise was transported on the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft (modified Boeing 747) whilst a Concorde is seen taking off in the background. A unique age that we will never see again in our lifetime.

Great weekend to everyone. 𝘈𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵: 𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘒𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘬𝘰𝘷𝘢

Slava Ukraini! Illustration by Justin Aram #starwars #ukraine #resist

Makes sense. UnitedHealthcare doesn’t need employees when they don’t process or pay claims. • 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 premiums. • 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 claims. • 𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗘 employees. Making rich people richer. Go MAGA.

Alright signing off for the night. Hopefully waking up to a world-saving obituary or three or four. One can dream.

Musk to everyone: 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗!