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Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.

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Trampoline parks are fun.

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Sometimes reality looks like @theonion.com headlines.

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Basic meeting etiquette. Common sense, really.

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I’m realizing a lot of my bottled up ideas involve hand sanitizer.

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Product idea #3: A smartphone (or screen protector) that oozes hand sanitizer. We’re using our phones too much and walking around with dirty hands. Maybe the phone vibrates and makes a noise when oozing is eminent.

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Product idea #2: an edible napkin, so when I’m done wiping donut crumbs off my face/beard, I can eat the napkin. Or feed it to my dog.

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I want a car steering wheel that oozes hand sanitizer while I’m driving. Might as well stay clean while idling in traffic.

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I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

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Enemy (2013) is one the of the strangest movies I’ve seen in quite some time, maybe since Eraserhead. I can’t recommend it, unless you’re into artsy/strange movies.

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Yikes, I was friends with this dude in high school: thegeorgiagazette.com/barrow/patri...

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This lunch is for you, dad. I miss you. We all miss you.

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And this is the reason I refuse to watch them live.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today, I think.

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Pickleball with neighbors. Always a good time.

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Elon only hires what he considers to be the best people.

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Our cat Dorothy loves her new bed.

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Hoping this will be better than what we've been using for events (Facebook). Looks decent, at least.

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Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

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Got reminded of one of my favorite videos on the Internet today: youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o

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If I know anything about gamers, it's that they love achievements.

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I had to ask some sports friends what this meant, but then I laughed. Solid gold Skeet, right here.

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Damn them all to hell.

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Did you know that woodchuck is just another name for groundhog? Also interesting - another name for a female woodchuck that devotes her life to religious servitude is "nunchuck."

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Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting

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Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gift.

Trampoline parks are fun.

Sometimes reality looks like @theonion.com headlines.

Basic meeting etiquette. Common sense, really.

I’m realizing a lot of my bottled up ideas involve hand sanitizer.

Product idea #3: A smartphone (or screen protector) that oozes hand sanitizer. We’re using our phones too much and walking around with dirty hands. Maybe the phone vibrates and makes a noise when oozing is eminent.

Product idea #2: an edible napkin, so when I’m done wiping donut crumbs off my face/beard, I can eat the napkin. Or feed it to my dog.

I want a car steering wheel that oozes hand sanitizer while I’m driving. Might as well stay clean while idling in traffic.

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

Enemy (2013) is one the of the strangest movies I’ve seen in quite some time, maybe since Eraserhead. I can’t recommend it, unless you’re into artsy/strange movies.

Yikes, I was friends with this dude in high school: thegeorgiagazette.com/barrow/patri...

This lunch is for you, dad. I miss you. We all miss you.

And this is the reason I refuse to watch them live.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet today, I think.

Pickleball with neighbors. Always a good time.

Elon only hires what he considers to be the best people.

Our cat Dorothy loves her new bed.

Hoping this will be better than what we've been using for events (Facebook). Looks decent, at least.

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

Got reminded of one of my favorite videos on the Internet today: youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o

If I know anything about gamers, it's that they love achievements.

I had to ask some sports friends what this meant, but then I laughed. Solid gold Skeet, right here.

Damn them all to hell.

Did you know that woodchuck is just another name for groundhog? Also interesting - another name for a female woodchuck that devotes her life to religious servitude is "nunchuck."

Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting

2025 may be starting out as a shit year, but it has some bright spots. This is one of them.

One of my favorite images to use/share at work, and got to use it again today.

I love deep movie lore.

Cool street art in Italy: www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/RNz...

so a man walks into a bar