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williampetruzzo.com
Full-Time Photographer. I talk about dogs, photography, 3D printing, gardening, cooking, baking, creative projects, business, and the occasional poorly conceived joke. Find me for photos at http://www.petruzzo.com I'll go anywhere for the right price.
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I was taking wedding photos today and fell in the water. Now I get to spend 3 days wondering if I’m going to be able to recover the images.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

My neighbors on the other side of my backyard fence are hispanic and every Friday and Saturday night they have loud parties and it makes me so mad... that I can't figure out how to tell them it seems like they're having a lot of fun and I would like to have fun with them.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

I’m not saying your dog doesn’t love you, I’m just saying they’ve never been happy you successfully took a pizza out of the oven.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

If someone made noise cancelling earbuds I could sleep in I would buy 100 pairs.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Would you say your spoon is too big, or…? #3Dprinting

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

In recent weeks I’ve been feeling something like a ghost. A being that inhabits the world, but who cannot touch, move or alter anything. Every action, every decision, perfectly neutral in its material impact. I’m becoming concerned the vacant feedback loop is going to ignite a pathology.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

I’m embracing chaos #gardening this year. After my seedlings became pathetic and joyless failures, I decided to just throw them wherever. Randomly behind the shed. In a pot that’s not big enough. Amongst some shrubs. Whatever. They can keep the volunteer pumpkin in my front flower bed company.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, my seedlings were a bust. I think cheaping out on potting soil finally bit me. Oh well. Might still plant some of them just to see what happens later in the season. I went and bought plants and now they're in the ground and I am temporarily content. #gardening

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's been too long since I've printed something not toilet paper adjacent. Anyway, I made a new style called Topography based on a user suggestion. I a little bit hate these things now. Go print one so that it's not a waste of time: makerworld.com/en/models/11... #3dprinting

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Four new tool brands added to the toilet paper protector. This is absolutely not how I should be spending my time, on a model like 7 people have liked. 😅 #3Dprinting

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

I finally published my job site toilet paper protectors, thanks to a nudge from @ubermeisters.bsky.social. Today I updated with three additional brands. So now there's DeWalt, Milwaukee, Makita, Kobalt and Hercules, and thanks to my completionist pathology, 13 more are on the way. #3dprinting

submitted 47 days ago • 5 comments

Bailey went under sedation today and then derped all afternoon. He she is not realizing her tongue is sticking and and kind of looking like she has lips. #dogsofbluesky

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

The original Zelda theme song might be the best sequence of notes ever arranged.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

These tomato babies weren’t really ready for up-potting, but I was and also who cares. Meanwhile, 20 feet away there are literally hundreds of volunteers from last year’s garden that have already outpaced my starts. Wtaf 😅 #gardening #tomatoes

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

When I was in high school, I was too much of a coward to get up stage—probably out of fear of being outed, or too much like "that kind" of person. Anyway, had I not been such a coward, I think I'd have been one of those theater kids who was just like, "too much". You know the type.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment