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Is he our first ALL-CAPS POPE? Might be. Don't remember Francis being a capslock guy.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Any Pope who has already called JD Vance trash in public is all right by me.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody who shows up at the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight deserves our total & eternal contempt.

submitted 39 days ago • 101 comments

As a reminder, Joseph Welch — who defied McCarthy and brought him low with the “no sense of decency” line — was a partner at the prestigious firm of Hale and Dorr (now WilmerHale). It’s not only possible for leading firms to resist; it’s essential.

submitted 74 days ago • 43 comments

The Snacks must flow!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Operational Security Profile: Trust Me Bro.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

No one puts Willie in a Starter Pack, because Willie is a self-starter.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I've been a little quiet lately. Not much to say about the end of the world as we know it...

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

When the leader is a loudmouth racist prick, that gives everyone permission to be a loudmouth racist prick. Then they get reminded that only the leader gets that weird pass from the press and his party, they get kicked in the balls, and they come out crying and talking about Jesus.

submitted 252 days ago • 0 comments

"Too fascist for Mussolini's Grandkid" is a good phrase. May it catch on.

submitted 265 days ago • 0 comments

Leon Panetta orders coffee: Medium roast, light cream, two sugars, I killed bin Laden.

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

This haircut has been popular with the fascists since the 1930s. It's not all Hugo Boss.

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submitted 293 days ago • 22 comments

What the hot-buttered-Christ?

submitted 363 days ago • 0 comments

Within five years the "summer movie season' will begin in February. Calling it now.

submitted 395 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not really an extremely handsome cockney thief from the 1960s. But deep down, where it counts...

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments