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Raccoons and Red Pandas aka the only panda that matter.

If 100 of yall are really trying to jump a gorilla start with this one

Who said they couldn’t fly? They be chilling in trees 🤣

That gorilla would beat the sleeves off you niggas

1 class away from my masters and my GI Bill exhausted… 😤

First 5 skeets I saw when I opened the app are filthy. Are yall ok?

If I ask you a question make the answer quick. I will tune you the fuck out and say “that’s crazy” when I notice you stopped rambling

I’m really over here stressing daily about keeping my gpa high and finishing this masters when I could be carefree scamming and tricking on these IG models

Upcoming shows - See me live! April 19 Saturday Night Spotlight 7:30 & 10:00 PM CST Upstage Comedy Lounge May 3 Neon Monkey & Friends 8:00 PM Tandem May 17 Dallas Comedy Club Will Mosley Live 5:00 PM July 11 & 12 Empire Comedy Festival

How do you not know your walk by air stinks? Yall are too grown to be walking around smelling like petting zoo hay.

Out here tearing up bread and ruining sandwiches

My beautiful Black skin is a blessing.

Hippo back checking in

Stop making Mission Impossible, Jurassic Park and Fast and the Furious movies.

Breaking news: President Donald Trump has signed an executive order ending night time after learning of tonight’s Pink Moon stating quote “It’s time to end wokeness. A blue moon can’t be a pink moon. The babies won’t be asking if the moon is a boy or a girl”

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Good morning saints and aints

Upcoming shows! San Antonio April 19 May 3rd Dallas May 17th Tickets linktr.ee/willmosleyco...

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the devil don’t need anymore advocates. Stop being weird for the sake of an argument

What a way to lose 🥴

Is Houston about to smoke this game?

A baby: … Anthony Edwards:

Man yall ain’t shit for this picture I thought he had a halo and yall were telling me he died. I was bout to be sick bruh

It’s been a week since I cut my gums and went to the emergency room because there was glass in my @chickfila.bsky.social salad. Was given a claim number for their insurance company and a person to contact They haven’t answered or returned my calls it’s time to lawyer up at this point

Senator Cory Booker still up doing work for the people.

Imagine raising your son to the best of your ability just to find out he’s out here telling women “that should have been my baby”

What it do sky people? Skeeple? Skeeps? Skamily

I sound like I spent my summers in the country but I was raised in the city. Different regions of Texas depending on what’s being said

Successful hog hunt this weekend. I promise I’m going to be out in the country any weekend I’m not booked or at my sons games

I love me a ghost Pokemon 👻👻

My law practice at a glance!!! My hope is that this gives you an idea of my work and what you get when you hire ME for your legal needs 😄✨

Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate.

She looks like the dog from The Mask

Yall be safe out there I just found glass in my salad from @chickfila.bsky.social

Good morning saints and aints

No longer calling racist WW Karen’s. Their name from henceforth will be METHany