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Have boots; will travel 🛂🌍📚✍️ Pen for hire; nearly a novelist. DM for all literary enquiries; freelance/talks etc.
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I'll listen to Andrew Tate just as soon as he can grow hair on the top of his head.

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Garden cans...early this year.

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You couldn't find four more culturally bankrupt morons than the Britain's Got Talent panel. Excruciating.

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I bet he doesn't...🦲

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'And, finally; what are your ambitions going forward?' Me: I wanna do a shag in an Omaze house. 'We meant if you were successful in this interview?'

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being prescribed a stand-up comedy gig and it's that Paul Smith lad.

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It's all over for Carric....they've lost Paddy Baller! 😮

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Living

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The news bulletins should start with the light-hearted bit that they usually end with; 'All the latest on the hostage situation and President Trump's press conference coming up but we begin with Mr Dibbles who is STILL stuck up a tree in Epping Forest. Our correspondent is at the scene...'

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I've struggled to think up ways of engagement since I came over to Bluesky; this is where I've been going wrong. What's an animal with four legs? Think of a footballer with an arm... Name a thing... 🤯

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