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booted up mgs5 for the first time in 6 years and i have zero recollection of making this my last emblem

never heard someone in public sound like they're on mdma before but this random person outside who asked to go on a walk with me absolutely had the voice and attitude

glad i play forza where my only exposure to politics is the very rare occasion i see something like a 1,200hp ford focus with "TRUMP" written on the side in giant misaligned text crash into a tree at 254mph. or very strange and sometimes confusing cars with trans flag themed paint

feels good to be in a main hub where my health regenerates up to full again

Its time for a timeline cleanse. Whether you celebrate or not, I wish a little more love into your life.

microsoft must get hype when a celebrity gets outted as a terrible person. i wonder how many people with old gamertags along the lines of "pdiddy247" paid the $10 to change their gamertag when the news about diddy broke

meme funny haha

shout-out to the person who forgot their water bottle with scantily clad anime women and the transformers logo on it

it has to be exhausting being into crypto. you lose $100 on something called "bootypoopcoin" that has gone down -70% in 48hrs, post that bootypoopcoin is crashing, and get back responses from people down 220k on bootypoopcoin saying "fearbait. look at the full chart" showing it's down 850% in 6wks

driver: BONE co-driver: BONE car theme: BONE

toxic traits to look out for in people: - unreasonable demands (ex: telling you "down" when you're trying to jump on them out of excitement) - deceptive behavior (ex: says you're going to the park but it turns out to be the vet) - controlling behavior (ex: demands you not to chew on table legs)

finally got a mannequin to store my old fursuit on and so mow this neighborhood is under the watchful eye of sergal protection

it's possible that all video games are bad and should be destroyed

i know it's 2am which is obscenely late to be calling you on a work night, but the milk-bone i was gnawing on got slid under the couch and i desperately need someone to help me out here

bro did you just kiss my puppy? did you just make a comical slurp noise at my puppy while gesturing like you're giving them a big dog kiss? bro

getting my internet fixed is at least good on the basis of hearing an old lady and cool gen z guy say my wifi name of "old itchy puppy" out loud in a completely serious tone

i hate forza man im not getting into a bid war over a 1973 Volkswagon Thing against a musclefur

is it just me or has seattle become weirdly hostile the past few years

hope the movers enjoy my decor

e-scooters can not do this

it's so funny living next to a highway off-ramp. it's almost exclusively the affordable american muscle that want to show off. never the more expensive, stronger, and more modern sports cars or anything. always the stock build 10~ year old mustangs and challengers

trying to troubleshoot and install mods on a pc game to get it working after not having had a working pc in many years feels like im returning to an old ritualistic rite of passage to games

amazon delivery guy put my package in the garbage so it wouldn't get rained on

I no longer respect the hustle leave me alone

my soon to be ex-roommate has had 10 months to get a job and 7 months to find somewhere new to live. the city even gave him a section 8 voucher to help him land a place. he has treated these things as being at his own pace and now he's getting evicted soon. what a waste!

My bank app asking if I'm being scammed every time I pay rent and me having to click a button that says no is incredible dramatic irony

the strain i used for one batch of edibles is apparently so obscene that it can sedate a heavy hangover entirely if you sleep on it. jesus christ

don't play dumb, bro. you knew squeaking that duck toy would make my eyebrows shoot up and get me playful

i want a milkshake right now

i do not ever hear of a "husband girl" even when i see people not irregularly post about wife guys. it's making me think an ideal relationship is two wife guys dating one another

murry yiffmas and a fappy big queer everybody!