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If you’re SICK and TIRED of this character being WOKE, smash that RT! 💪💪💪💪

Peanut The Squirrel Is A Deep State Psyop!!!!!!!

if you're lgbt, if you're black or hispanic or muslim, if you're a woman, if you're part of any sort of marginalized group it's the most unfair thing that you have to keep fighting but I beg you please be brave please be safe please try to survive

Just witnessed a small child tell their dad, "do you know who Michael Jackson is? He wrote Thriller, one of the best songs of their career"

Hey, check it out - we're playing a brand new game tonight! It's Towerborne, and it looks pretty damn cool! And guess what - we're giving away some game keys too! twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

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It's Night 2 of "Name Change Night." Our chat pays us money and we change their names at random. How many names - and lives - will we change tonight? Tune in to find out! twitch.tv/gooffkings

H-O-T-D-O-G, oh! I just want you hot to go. 🌭

Check out this cool new seltzer opening technique. You only lose 1/3 the volume of the drink and all the carbonation, also it can take a week unattended in a hot car.

Tri tip for America

Car was stolen this morning

CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie 🫦🫦 tWiTcH

started work again today after 9 weeks of paternity leave, and I found a folder in my inbox with literally 4.29 BILLION unread emails. it took 5 hours before I could even open the desktop client of outlook while it was cleaning things up to get to the point it could display that number.

I've skeeted this before but in 1969 *armed* students took over Cornell's student center on *parents* weekend. Not only was it settled amicably but the students won. You can't divorce what happened at Columbia from the reports about billionaires influence