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Holy Island Goomy

Gordon at Holy Island

I don’t think Jesus turned water to wine I think he just discovered cordial

“It’s disposable.” Bro YOU’LL be disposable

what if I am squid and you are game what then????

When Tomska does a hit and run does he call it a Crash Zoom?

do NOT get between a boy and nanner milk.

Huge fun today

Watermark

Mice Isopods Miceopods/Misopods Thoughts? Legal?

I need everyone in real life to stop perceiving my existence for like an hour

Anyone know the political ramifications of this? Is he allowed to do this???

Is it legal for a musician to never miss? I’m asking exclusively bc of Ricky Montgomery, for the record.

We GOTTA start force feminising ultra rich people I think

Enoch is a name that sounds like it should make sense backwards

Feel like you really only have 40 years worth of dead parent jokes in your life before the people around you start catching up to you and it’s no longer a unique thing to have

If i have done something different (even if positive) in my routine i would like people not to point it out or else I’ll be far too aware of it for days Why don’t i have an autism diagnosis yet

Got so lightheaded when I stood up a few minutes ago that all I could see for a few seconds was black and where lights were and in that moment I think I understood what it’s like to be a mole or some creature like that yk

?????! #freakazoid

Why do most neurotypical people find second hand embarrassment hilarious??? It’s painful to watch no matter if it’s real or not imo. Suffice to say, I HATE THE MOVIE ‘ELF’‼️‼️‼️‼️

does JFK stand for Jabraham FinKoln

Can people make edible glass already I’m tired of waiting

horsenochio. pinochiorse.

Pinnoccio horse (he wants to be real horse but is filled w deceptive guys ]: )

Ghost is the

My worries are so stupid I just set my drink down near a bin and was like oh no what if that stranger comes over and pushes it in like why would that ever happen

“Can I come in?” They will say While already over a foot through the door

I will not you the Adam Sandler

OH GOOD LORD HE IS FULL OF UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF THE SILLY SOMEONE REPRIMAND THIS UNRULY YOUNGSTER‼️

Was full of the bad emotions and ended up venting my frustration by bullying the Amazon ai and yknow what I’m not even a little sorry

Real Ghost image found footage not fake

Garfield is gay for Arlene 60/60

Had a dream last night that I called Ben Shapiro a ‘boykisser’ for what (at the time) felt like a very valid reason. He then proceeded to stand up in front of everyone in my old secondary school atrium and start saying homophobic stuff like what the hell Ben that’s not chill

too exhausted from big emotions to express the current big emotions so just stare like 👁️_👁️

Bro how are you supposed to enter a conversation after crying in front of the people am I just supposed to walk in the room like this: 🧍 ???? Sincerely, The Weeper.

The three genders

I bought my guy some coffee jelly. ily Saiki

extraterrestrial freak creep love him sm

Launch confetti cannon want catch on tongue like snow :(

Anyone else out emptying they fish snow?

Is there a word for onomatopoeia but like meaning of the word? Like nobody has to tell you what claggy means for you to know.

Why do you not know all of the Garfield iceberg what is stopping you

IHOP if it was literal: Me - boings on one leg

Putting two devices’ cameras in front of each other so the little guys inside my gizmos can meet :)

I could not be an interior designer cuz I’d just be like “why tf do you not want a rainbow partition wall you’re literally so boring”

I had a dream that the ‘Meep Meep’ bird (American Woodcock by the way haha funny name) hacked me on Instagram

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