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TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too

i’m losing my shit at this

me n my new pals skittering around

cruelty free make up? the only reason im wearing make up to to further my cruelty to animals

now watching

i attribute my mensa membership to my love of cool overhead lighting

getting kicked out of the grocery store for being a biter

a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too

so when you wave a sign at a protest youre cool but as soon as a senator does it its lame? ok 🙄

picked up a new ass washing brush....

jeffery jeffstein

im the best driver in the twin cities. i can avoid any crash

ya i'll bring hors-œuvrs

A second trump term will only exacerbate the already rampant biphobia we see in america

Expired lunchables for lunch i guess

I felt two strong emotions today and honestly im wiped

Sqyiward is a lamentable employee. I bet hes albanian

I’m not impressed by Nosferatu. Oh it’s a crappy bald guy who looks weird? Try going to a noise show

Loving the woke secret hitler reviews

Watched kickassia for the fourth time. Really wish i could review it on letterboxd but for some reason they dont recognize true kink

Bought the shittiest knife in the world like a fucking idiot. Its gonna get regifted to a random friend this christmas

If biden wants to win this thing he needs to make a video showing the styles from each decade

Plumber reacts to skibidi toilet

Linus tech timps

Casting a spell that makes shriram sleep