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windhaven.bsky.social
STEM major in the Midwest. 99% lurker, 1% terrible posts :P He/him
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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

submitted 1 day ago • 185 comments

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

submitted 9 days ago • 43 comments

While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.

submitted 18 days ago • 141 comments

#hourlycomicsday Yea this is gonna be a scuffed one, folks

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

The chatbot deemed the word 'virgin' inappropriate. The incident has underlined the pitfalls of rolling out external artificial intelligence tools www.ft.com/content/670f...

submitted 24 days ago • 12 comments

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

submitted 25 days ago • 117 comments

A small army of three Bald Eagles from a larger convocation currently at a local spot. #Birds #photography #BaldEagle #HaliaeetusLeucocephalus

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

Okay, this is actually my girlfriend and I sometimes…

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

The is is legit one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

27 triangles on a couch sounds like one of those math optimization problems with either an elegant or really cursed solution…

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience

submitted 45 days ago • 243 comments

While you were paranoidly looking over TSA regulations, I studied the blade. While you… Yes officer. I’m sorry officer. Okay, I can toss them here? … Okay, doing the first thing might have been useful.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

My 2nd fav bird sex video: The black skimmer mating ritual is simple. Male offers fish to female, female decides they want fish and to mate, or not. She eats the fish while mating. Sometimes male is rejected and goes to another female BUT sometimes the female TAKES THE FISH AND DOESN'T MATE! 😭 🪶

submitted 158 days ago • 9 comments

Okay then…

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My last internship: I smash things into other things to figure how to get more data from smashing them.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

How do you do, fellow kids?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Neutral/positive on this happening (The eagle has been the national SYMBOL since the 1780s, but not the national BIRD until now) But this could’ve been such a good slight trolling opportunity for Ben Franklin fans to make the national bird the turkey

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

An owl came down a family's chimney in Virginia and found the perfect spot on top of their Christmas tree. Animal control came and released the wild barred owl outside. 💕

submitted 63 days ago • 517 comments

A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

submitted 63 days ago • 974 comments

Before you decide to give one to the astrophysicist in your life…

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

submitted 63 days ago • 186 comments

submitted 63 days ago • 313 comments

Before today "Luigi was apprehended with a ghost gun and handwritten manifesto" would be an inspired shitpost

submitted 74 days ago • 16 comments

Okay. The people have spoken. For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text). Let the games begin.

submitted 291 days ago • 20 comments

At the American Shakespeare Center’s Blackfriars Conference, if you run over your time, you are literally forced to exit, pursued by a bear. The bear can and will take your paper from you to shut you up.

submitted 75 days ago • 21 comments

Post someone you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

look at this little guy

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

Random advice: if you’re getting a US passport, also get a passport card - it costs just a bit more to do, is just as accepted as your Driver’s license (and counts as Real ID), but contains less information about you and expires on a different schedule than your driver’s license

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Elementary, middle school: Numbers High school, early college: Numbers, and some funky letters Upper level STEM: Have not touched a number in months.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments