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I decided to be an extra in a movie and now i get to not sleep.

I'm playing this game for the first time and there's so much gold like this.

- Conclave cost $20m - The Substance* cost $18m - The Brutalist cost $10m - Anora cost $6m - Flow cost €3.5m - A Real Pain cost $3m - I’m Still Here cost $1.48m Really good Oscar year for modest and low budget indies

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Driving game akin to Crazy Taxi where you drive a limo that gets gradually longer and more awkward as you accrue money

I wanna spend my vbucks so badly but I think my favorite pop star is about to drop.

Having cats rocks.

Everyone drilling me for enjoying White Lotus because they can't understand the premise of a narrative where you're supposed to hate everyone. Adult men yelling that the show shows people doing bad things and therefore endorses those things.

Being old is kind of tight cause revisiting music from my youth realizing I'm the exact age these artists were at the time. It adds a layer of perspective into what the creative processes for these people must have been like.

I watched all of White Lotus. I loved it. Everyone I know is just talking about how it's not funny. I laughed the entire time. I jumped out of my chair multiple times. 10/10 television. Genuinely confused by the reviews I'm seeing.

we got this new line of lingerie at work and my boss pointed out that it looks like Marge Simpson had to keep tailoring her Chanel suit into sluttier and sluttier outfits and it's all I can think about

White Lotus is amazing tv. Holy shit. God damn. Everything about it is so good. I wish I was more eloquent about things I like vs things I hate. I can write 1000 words about a show I hated, but me talking about this is, "it is very good yes".

Jobs feel impossible. Why do jobs feel so impossible?

I love creating a significantly chaotic and oversized Plex library because it feels like I have access to interdimensional cable.

Thinking about Scooby Doo and just getting overly emotional. Cartoons are so good. Warner bros cartoons are so good. Cartoon Network shouldn't have folded into whatever is happening now. We need 4 more seasons of Infinity Train.

I love cartoons so much. There's something about the western "all cartoons must be funny" attitude. When I hear Meatwad, I literally never think about the acting or the animation. That guy EXISTS as far as I know.

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME I WANNA READ WHAT LOVE IS IN THIS DICTIONARY

Being an adult with money and still barely breaking even is making me realize just how incredibly stupid at money I have been my whole life.

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 26,1965

"Party" was the first episode of Boosh I ever saw. Series 3 subsequently will probably always be my favorite. I think about Naboo and Bolo making edibles every single time I eat edibles.

Watching the biggest douchebag I ever knew really genuinely turn their life around is really inspiring. I am worried I'm just missing a survival instinct based on how incredibly low I saw that man sink before getting where he is now. I have never met a less functioning person and yet.

My 5 year old nephew called me and made a very compelling argument why I should drive 2 hours before work to get taco bell with him. Wish I still had a car. Wish Progressive would get back to me.

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

The Nightmare of Milky Joe is such perfect television. No notes. A brilliant use of free will.

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

I wasn't sure if I was gonna keep watching Schmigadoon!, and then one episode into season 2 they give me Titus.

There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened”

This account is a safe space for people who can't get enough Jane Krakowski.

Jane Krakowski playing a nazi scientist in Schmigadoon! is a delightful surprise in an already delightful series. This show testers on the edge of cringe so well. Why was Apple producing such an aggressive amount of musical theater right from the start?

I just want to say one thing.

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

Fucking up my car and not having anyone I can reach out to for help getting to and from work sucks ass. Getting into an accident the exact day my new insurance starts sucks. They have not called me back. I don't know what to do.

A friend from high-school reached out recently and we had been talking about reconnecting. They were lonely, I was lonely. It made sense. They killed themselves 3 days ago.