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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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i am generally a pacifist by nature, yet i believe that a big problem in our society is that too many people go through the world with no fear of being punched in the mouth on the spot for this kind of foolishness

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

We are now in Day 3 of "The A/C works in the office except for the ONE wing where I sit" Cool.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

"a ceasefire he helped broker" = a truth social post he made

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just got an email from facilities acknowledging "there may be an issue with the cooling system" and that we should check with our leadership about it being ok to leave early. I left almost 5 hours ago, jabroni. I don't need to check with anyone.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Listen, I took a cushy job as a corporate drone so I *wouldn't* have to sweat while I work. This is disgusting. I'm just sitting here stewing in my own juices.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

LOLMets

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OTTOOOOOO

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK THE METS

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"Boo-vation"? Get bent, you fucking nerd.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My predictive text knows what's up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Inspired by David Lynch's character on Twin Peaks, "Fix your hearts or die" is an invitation for self reflection and the opening of hearts, or risk suffering the agony and corrosion of holding onto hate.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I mean, except for the Dead flag, this place rules.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can confirm.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Elfman score to Batman '89 still fucking rips.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There are worse ways to spend a Friday night.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK. YES.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Who's ready for Phillies baseball?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

28 Years Later is dark and thinky and very very sad. And then the last scene feels like it was spliced in from a completely different movie.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, I already knew that new Superman is #fromhere HOWEVER, his listed acting credits include the shitty suburban theater company 15 minutes from my house, AND his grandfather invented Choose Your Own Adventure books. I am now emotionally invested.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

RUNAWAYS FANS! This is not a drill!* Do you want to see the kids in a regular monthly book? Or would you just like MORE of them, period? TELL MARVEL! This solicit was printed on the very last page of our first miniseries issue. Now's the time to speak up!!

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

If my midsection looked like Nick's, I would also show it off every time I knew the camera was on me.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't think the umpire would be giving signs. That'd be cheating, Tom."

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn I want that Phanatic beach towel. I need to have a kid before July 6th.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

It's not a question of IF I wear a Batman tshirt to the batman movie festival this weekend. It's a question of which one.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If random men in masks claiming to be ICE agents try to grab me, and they’re *not* really ICE, I have the legal right to defend myself against them, yes? And if they are ICE, I don’t? So how am I supposed to tell the difference? I’m supposed to give my masked kidnappers the benefit of the doubt??

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submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

A grown-up works here:

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A fun thing that happens in your 50s is that you see a photo of your old friend from way back in the day on social media and think "man, he still looks pretty damn good" and then you realize it's his son and that your friend is actually the old man behind him, decaying just like you are.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

When my dad died last fall, a couple of dear friends bought me a nice bottle of scotch to make me feel better. Opening it on Father's Day seemed smart. To the good times.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

No matter how old I get, whenever the opening to Kashmir hits, for a split second I think Chase Utley might walk into my house.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments