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Do you have any treats? 😌🦴❤️
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I made a pillow fort for the humans. I believe they will be very proud of me!

Hello all! Fear not for I have found my way back to this phone application! To note: I was stuck staring a wall for quite awhile 😌☝️

Please note my human bought these new bedsheets just for me and for no other reason 😇

Goodnight to all the fellow good girls out there! 😇

My human said I was “grounded” all because I peed on the carpet again. I do not think they understand that I am already very close to the ground as I am a Weiner dog. 🧐

The human says if I can go up the stairs I can also come back down. I disagree and will continue sitting here making noises until they come and pick me up. 😌

It is the weekend again which means my humans will, undoubtedly, abandon me to “go shopping” 🤨

I went to the vet yesterday and it turns out, that while I may indeed be going blind, I am still the goodest girl. ☺️

It may look as though I have thrown all the pillows from the humans’ bed again but this would be a misjudgment as I am a good girl. 😌

My latest photo taken by the human is titled, “Portrait of a Ween” 😌

Just in case anyone is still wondering…I am still on the hunt for treats ☝️

A new bandana means it must be Friday! I may not be able to see that well anymore but I know that I am very “dapper” as that is what the humans say I am when they change my outfits. 🤓

Did I do that??? I do not recall….

Might I suggest a small human nap? It is the best because it is cozy and ensures that your human cannot go anywhere without you. 😌❤️

I may be going blind but I still know a treat when I smell one! 😌🦴

Boo! Just kidding it’s only me! ☺️

The human insists on walking me saying “it’s not that cold anymore” but little do they know once it is not too cold it becomes too hot. The only correct temperature is the one where I lay in the sun from the comfort of my little pillow. 😌☝️

I have seen the humans sit on these poofs, mainly just with their feet. I have now put my feet on it as well but I do not see what is so special about such an object. 🤨

The human must work and I must sunbathe. 😴☀️

Goodnight to all. May your dreams be filled with many squirrels to chase and endless treats! 😴🐿️🦴

The nest is completed therefore it is now night night time. 😴

I am always confused when the humans wake up early and it is not their day of working. We are to be sleeping in the bed longer today yet they must go somewhere again. Either way, as long as I get a treat, I will go take a nap until they return. 😌

It must be Friday as that is the day the human changes my bandana. I do not understand what “coffee” is but I do very much like to wear this one! 🤓❤️

Behold! I am always listening - just not always complying. 😌☝️#HeadTilt

Today my human appears to have been trying to get me to talk in order to obtain my much deserved treat. Silly human - I have already allowed you to brush my teeth, which I believe is fair payment for my tasty treat! 😌

In my aged wisdom as a geriatric weenier, I have found that if you roll over and wag your tail, the humans will pick you up and carry you instead of making you walk yourself. This is most helpful when you are very lazy, which I am. 😌☝️

I have found that the humans enjoy watching when I go from stand to sit. I feel this is due to my hot dog shaped body as I do not have very far to go upon sitting. 🧐