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winslow-vs.bsky.social
Kind of like a badger. Secular humanist monk in Athens Ohio. 🚫 No crypto accounts 🚫 No porn accounts 🐇 Yes pet accounts
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well everyone seems to have survived the move from germination tray to "Let's experience terra cotta".

Enjoy. 😎✨

Black Mirror S7E1, way to sucker punch my soul right out of me.

hey Kristian. I know you passed 18 years ago and can't read this, but I'm still celebrating your birthday. Love you, miss you.

full moon on Saturday

@housedemocrats.bsky.social just make one ad with Martha Stewart and you will win landslides.

But what about all of the people Jigsaw helped?

wait wait wait put the tariffs back on. I wanna see this shit dip below 30k by Easter.

Bro come over we’re going to play outside

Well my weekend reading arrived, might start early while work is light.

Fiddling through utensil drawer and suddenly I hear, "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

Haha remember when Martha Stewart went to prison for insider trading? To avoid like $45k in losses. Haha anyways back into the coal mines.

*opens news* -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp -1 hp

Dear mandolin, My fingers do not make that required shape. Love, me

I wonder what fungus this is. Removed from a seedling pot.

*at the grocery store* Me: I call them groceries. It's a little old-fashioned Cashier: What

Felt cute might get monitored by the government later.

Not gonna lie, as soon as a YouTube channel says "X% of viewers are subscribed. You're hurting my feelings, personally, by only watching my content and not boosting my arbitrary and essentially pointless number count. I will cry." I stop watching their content.

Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”

This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hey guys remember when Martha Stewart went to prison for insider trading haha anyways hope the stock market does whatever.

This has to be market manipulation

Cool so impeachment when @housedemocrats.bsky.social ?