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winters-cat.bsky.social
I am a citizen of the “lovely” country of UK. I came here from Matt Rose to escape Twitter and I think it’s working. I’m also an amateur artist and game developer
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Next time you're invited to a birthday party, make sure to bring some darts. You never know when those "balloons" will take off the mask and reveal that they are the evil bloons trying to destroy monkey village

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Some map guy: Ok, we have the 4 basic directions but we need a name for when it goes both directions The other guy: Like when it goes north and east? The map guy: Wait. Say that again

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I fucking hate summer

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I don’t know why the Elio marketing team keep insisting on showing the vore scene

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I need to know where DanTDM got those red sour sweets from

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I think the term ‘soulmate’ is really cool but is under-utilised. Like not even death could even stop us from being with each other. A time where can be with each other with no social boundaries. It’s something so strange but so beautiful

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Who actually scans this shit

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I need it. We just need money

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The letter X needs to be removed from the alphabet. It just makes things more confusing

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Can we send JK Rowling to space so that she can become a fake land of grass

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Don’t order tier lists. That’s not what they’re for. Make a list if you want, but stay away from the sanctity of my tiers

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What even is a honey stick for

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I don’t care if dark chocolate is ‘Real Chocolate’ because honestly it fucking sucks. It’s like the spice lovers treat

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Jam donuts are the best thing of all time next to cheesecake

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3 Months already? WHERE HAS TIME GONE?!

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Just go up to someone and ask if they’re a ghost then when they respond just say “that’s exactly what a ghost would say”

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My playlist is a graveyard of songs that I overplayed to death that I never learn my lesson about

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Im thinking about swords to give to everyone at my wedding. This includes YOU, Finley!

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I feel like Katana Zero was made out of the idea ‘What if bullshit video game logic was actually lore?’

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I love how media depictions of dreams are lovely revisits to old childhood memories and not wackadoo shenanigans left and right, making no sense at all

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I know just enough Swedish that I can act like I can translate anything into Swedish

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I need another fucking crunch wrap supreme so badly

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Why does demon slayer have 3d birds?

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When someone asks me if I like the Minecraft movie, why is it such a hard question to answer?

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I don’t even know the genres of music I listen to, I just listen to music I like

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Seeing zombies during the day is way more creepy than seeing them at night cause it’s like, you’re not supposed to be here

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I want a powerful pc exclusively to play crazy craft for myself

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I’m not 80, but I need a bar in my shower for extra support because yes

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It’s hard to be a bottom when you’re 6 feet tall

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I sort my Xbox games by size. I do not know why

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How are children into play sets? There’s no progression, skill trees or magic systems.

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If I owned a cult, it would be very wholesome. I’d buy orange juice and cookies while we share stories and maybe raid a tescos while we’re at it.

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You know, I really thought the 40p energy drinks at one stops would taste like caffeine; they’re really more like melted lollipops

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Ok but why is berdly actually cracked though

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In my game, I’m gonna have lore significant things out of bounds, and when people ask me about it I’ll be like “maybe… that’s for you to decide”

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In the @livingtombstone.bsky.social song ‘Be Alone’ there is a line which says “Life liberty and your happiness stolen” But I misheard it as “Lifeblood for tea…” and honestly I think it’s way cooler

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There needs to be more specific writing on walls in horror media. No more ‘Terrible things happened’ And more ‘I am aware of the events that were performed by your father on June 1988’ Please?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

And maybe some extra dialogue of Henry going ‘yeah yeah I’ve heard this before, let’s get on with it’ to Alice and so on

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How many times do you need to slap a chocolate chip to melt it

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I think Bendy and the Ink Machine could’ve been improved with an ending where you have to use the looking glass to discover clues through the old chapters on how to unlock it

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Still remember that one time I watched Brooklyn 99 season 8 for the first time on an Emirates flight because I couldn’t watch it in the UK

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Comically large shurikens

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I can’t believe there are people who want a partner who likes everything they like. Where’s the drama? Where’s the interest?

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Why are these in my reminders?

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