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I'm fairly certain I know how to have fun tonight. But I have no idea how to Wang Chung tonight.

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@mark-carney.bsky.social As a concerned Canadian citizen I would like to request, until further notice, Canada ceases to share intelligence with the US. It is guaranteed to compromise our intelligence sources.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Time's Person of the Year for 2025 should be "Canadians"

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder to my fellow Canadians to no hate on Americans coming up for vacation. They're supporting us by being here, we should treat them like the neighbors they are. Unless they have MAGA gear on. Fuck those guys.

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When @mark-carney.bsky.social becomes Prime Minister, if Trump insists on calling him "Governor Carney," I think the honorable PM should refer to him simply as "Mr. Trump."

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Trade war, eh? You know the difference between Canada and the US? Canada has never lost a war.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

You can't take our country. And you can't take our eggs.

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Europe and Canada should form a new mutual defense alliance. Don't have it restricted by location so that places like Asia or Australia can join.

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Engine Engine number Nine, going down Chicago Line. If the train goes off the track, do you want your money back?

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Jane Fonda in SAG Awards speech: "Woke just means you give a damn about other people" cnn.it/3XdUSvy

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Tonight's hockey game

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@mark-carney.bsky.social I don't like "Canada First." It's like "America First." Canada won't be first with this mindset. Canada will be isolated. Alone. Worst case: conquered. Canada First is Canada Last. Instead, it should be "Together Canadian." Working together strengthens us. And includes all.

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When people see the maple leaf, they see possibility. They see freedom. They see a helping hand. They see Canada, and the best of our values. Happy 60th to our flag. 🇨🇦

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Together Canadian

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Some in the Oval Office are the same that burn crosses

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Engine engine number 9, going down Chicago line. If the train goes off the track, do you want your money back?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I take back every time I’ve ever called a dystopian novel unrealistic because I thought there was no way the world could ever actually get THAT bad.

submitted 132 days ago • 206 comments

Everyone should #boycottsuperbowl this year. You know why.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could put a tariff on all pro-Trump news. If you want me to read it, you need to pay me.

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Be a shame if Canada cut all exported power to the USA 30 seconds before the Superbowl kickoff.

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JUST A HEADS UP: Anyone in the US reading this, starting Tuesday there will be a 25% tariff. DM me for payment options.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Tariff Day. Like Pearl Harbor, but this time it's the US who are the aggressors. And like Pearl Harbor, they may have "woke" a sleeping giant.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

It was never about a bargaining position.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

"and find out" seems to getting off to a good start.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7... A song about an adult male turning down the advances of an underage girl. A concept which seems foreign today, unfortunately.

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Awwww. Columbia hurt Trump's feelings.

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I want a Red Dawn remake, but instead of Russians it's zombies.

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I've written a poem: "De de de, de de de, de, de. De de de, de de de, de, de. De de de, de de de, de, de. De de de, de de de, de, de."

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So... we're all women now under US law. I don't feel any different.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

When you offhandedly say at work, "You know what would be a cool? A Nanaimo bar cake." And then they show up with this.

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Tik... Tok Tik... Tok Tik...

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@stephenking.bsky.social should finish writing the Game of Thrones novels.

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I've heard Hellraiser by Motorhead, and I've heard Hellraiser by Ozzy. Until now, I've never heard Hellraiser by both of them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw79...

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Chickadee

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