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wisp-txt.bsky.social
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one post closer to the billion

has your government banned your favorite app? are you not allowed to doomscroll on tiktok all day? then you, my friend, need NordVPN

This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever

YESSSSS +TRAIN -VERTIGO

I have a firm understanding of basic math. Example: I have two cupcakes and I’m going to eat them both.

Oopy Zoopy :) #TheAmazingDigitalCircus

me thoroughly enjoying the perfect brownies my sister baked:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

sigma ohio rizz

made this google doc one day and forgot about it

Me, struggling with this every day!

both of my sisters are still using twitter when bluesky is far superior

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

200 days on reddit 0 women that wanna touch me 😎😎😎😎😎😎

I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭

ive been thinking of all the news articles talking about the fact that the ceo killer played among us OF COURSE HE PLAYED AMONG US EVERYONE USED TO PLAY AMONG US whats next, he drinks water? he breathes air? he is made of atoms?

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Try to not let one cruel voice drown out a dozen kind ones.

free my man luigi

THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM NOOOOOOOO

So I searched TikTok for ‘The Adjuster’ instead of ‘United Healthcare CEO shooter’ and holy shit America something has definitely been adjusted this time…

thug it out

guys we need one more

Children are terrifying

imagine clown cars in the cars universe a car with 20 other cars inside of it fuckin slut

What British food are you eating? 1. Is it sweet? Yes - go to skeet 2 No - go to skeet 6

wazzup skeeterz

I'm productive af just not at the shit I'm meant to be doing.