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witchfromearth.bsky.social
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I love boneless wings :3

I think I've figured out why culture fucking sucks now. adults are trying to fit in with younger generations. when I was growing up my parents called every cartoon "bart Simpson", every game console a "Mario box" and every "pokeymans" was called pikachu why is Obama calling music mid?

explaining the year 2025 to the first guy i see after arriving in 1985: ...yeah and in the future if you wanna smoke weed you can just push the button on this apparatus 1985 guy: wait back up what was that about the coup? me: *coughing my lungs out for a solid 90sec after hitting a blinker* what?

scan cat

I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I would say my favourite part is the ability to shoot a wizard in the head with a rifle from 250 feet away.

happy friday, everyone. rotating dagwood

me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline

estrogen is crazy sometimes because like why does my skin randomly feel like silk right now? no clue but i'm not complaining. life's many gifts

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

The DEI regime will have the Mandate of Heaven

I understand there is a video of Elon being very fucked up and I want to inform you that I support your right to goof but I will not partake in watching the video (would have to hear his voice)

Incredible news! More hospitals have returned to offering gender affirming care after Trump's executive order was blocked. Moments after publishing our story on hospitals returning, Childrens National DC announced a return to care. And JUST now, Colorado Children's is back to giving care! AMAZING

Its something worth being #transmemes

Felicia replaces Garfield for one week.

every trans girl without bottom dysphoria secretly wants to have small cock tgirl swag but unfortunately some of you are stuck with those embarassingly unwieldy huge things

exhausting as liberal democracy is, I feel it is vital for us queer and trans people to fight for its survival because it is also the system of government that tends to be least interested in killing us by a very wide margin

men think and say and do much worse things than you think they do

i think at least a non-insignificant part of their hatred of trans women is that We Know. We've Heard It Firsthand.

every inch of Avowed feels so human-crafted and it's got such crunchy old-fashioned RPG nerd mechanics and friction *and* it's also so pretty I'm now in the second region and Obsidian has done *two* fantastic lighthouses now

Watching Utena for the first time rn and trying to analyze anything that's going on has me feeling like the ogre in this meme

He really is frying that rice. #mlp #mlpfim #art

The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

Need free public transport for t4t reasons

The NAACP is re-mixing 1930s-era "don't buy where you can't work" campaigns to confront the neo-segregationists targeting DEI. apnews.com/article/blac...

tried to be nice to them about this so they wouldn't do the whole smol bean self pity party bit but they're doing it anyway so lesson learned in the future i will respond in a way that can best be described as "technically not actionable"

the premise of john wick is so funny it's essentially 'whoops you just carjacked dracula'

In conclusion: Keanu Reeves is fine as hell. Stop killing people and things John likes. And John Wick is the best action movie I've ever seen. 100/10. No notes. Will be watching the sequels later.