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witchmaiden.bsky.social
A bio? I shall try. I am aware of how difficult it is to shorten "witchmaiden" into something that doesn't imply I am something other than a maid. Have fun with it! -Lesbian, she/her Minors / Bigots you know the drill, DNI. Anyone else? Erm, sure!
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I won a cosplay contest

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever there's a cosplay convention on my commute I like to cut through there, so no one questions why I'm dressed like a maid on a Thursday.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've not had much reason to post or repost images, which means if you look at my Posts tab all you see is me, me, me, me, me, cool maid art, me, me, rotating fish, and me again! When do the rest of you distinguished folks find reason to post images, anyways? Maybe I'll come around.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you stay up late enough with the tv on you’ll eventually stop getting looping infomercials for weird home appliances and start getting the looping infomercials for weird fetish paraphernalia, though it’s subtle enough that it can be hard to see the difference.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My lady has recently brought up concerns that the stunningly attractive naked woman who lives in the lake is a siren intent on luring and killing her victims through song, but as sirens are an exclusively saltwater species found in packs in the Mediterranean it’s obviously just an exhibitionist.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Today I saw at least 20 clowns get out of a tiny clown car! However the clowns were all very short, which I consider cheating

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This has been such a beautiful season for competitive maiding. I wonder if my employer would give me time off to watch Worlds in person this year?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Could someone please explain what draw me poorly mutual means?

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

As far as I can tell, my lady doesn’t have a job? My other lady is a doctor, but this one’s “business trips” always result in a lot of convention merch when she returns. Does she just…live with the staff? And play games all day? Are we friends now?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

VERY hard to sell being anything but dominant and in-charge at my height, but I am rarely either. Sorry, but I can’t sit on your lap, you would be eye level with my jaw.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

"What are your pronouns" How should I know?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

(Sigh) They'll never know how pretty I am. Or not pretty. I don't know, because they'll never know and I can't judge it for myself

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

God, writing and polite turn of speech are both so hard at 1am. Pity laughs, please? :(

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The maid thing is just to pay for university. Failing that, I might have to turn this into a sea monster blog. Are there maybe hormones I can take that will give me scales and gills?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment