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witchynarcolep.bsky.social
Utah Jazz for always. She/her
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

submitted 4 days ago • 156 comments

Sickos.jpg

submitted 7 days ago • 225 comments

god I wish all that woo woo wellness influencer bullshit was real. sitting next to a crystal to vibrate the snot out of my head. drinking chili powder so scary it makes me piss out all my toxins. apple cider vinegar

submitted 9 days ago • 53 comments

They're cooked man Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?" Schumer: "No."

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

prepared to give myself the "fell for it again award" for briefly being happy with senate dems

submitted 16 days ago • 24 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 25 days ago • 335 comments

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

submitted 26 days ago • 205 comments

Turned out that I don't have that dog in me. I am giving up.

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

submitted 34 days ago • 392 comments

losing access to amphetamines because some fucking heroin junkie deep fried his brain until he sounds like a speak and spell that got dropped into a tub

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

submitted 49 days ago • 255 comments

Yes, America is more terrible than normal and everything continues to suck shit. But I would like to talk about how fantastic The Pitt is with someone.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Catching up on the news!

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

unserious society

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 102 days ago • 1115 comments

I wonderd what chatgpt (I know I know but it was for science) might do with this request and lol

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments

Thank you to @slclunk.bsky.social for the Bluesky code just in time to be here for Diane Feinstein’s death.

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments