witterson.bsky.social
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He's not a genius, he just has money to take things other people make and put himself at the front of the company and has the kind of PR reach that billionairres can afford..
And Iron Man 2 wasn't a documentary he was in being praised by Tony Stark, that was a disney movie!
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Sadly, this behaviour is the greatest argument FOR every nation to scramble for nuclear weapons.
Ukraine gave up theirs, look at how he the US's honours the promised security guarantee in return for doing so.
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I'm absolutely loving people calling him a temu zelensky.
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Here is your bribe for doing my bidding.
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I honestly like this. Its pretty succinct. I love AI stuff as neat tech for people to doodle with, but it will never have any substance to it.
That said I seem thankfully insulted from all these people who declare themselves gen AI artists, can't think of any off hand.
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At this point in the game, I think they just put a zoned out trump in front of a camera, rub peanut butter on his gums to make him move his lips and dub in his words later. Like they used to do on shows with talking animals.
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I think because he spent his life bulldozing through things with money, he doesn't actually understand alliances or honest to god the concepts of cooperation and mutual benefit.
Being nice is something you MAKE them do, OR ELSE! Everyone lied about being friends in my life, so its true of everyone!
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Mission accomplished with that headline, dude has you posting it. Angry, cringing or in full agreement, its all grist for the mill for this type. Either way this is "engagement" to algos, which is converted into dollars.
GDI now I'm "engaging" too!
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bribe enough locals*
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Genuinely cool. Given the low pop, they couldnt even BRIBE enough people to locals to pretend to welcome and support them?
10/10 Greenland for holding the line.
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I wish people could sneak in word salad news stories just to watch him give his jukebox responses confidently.
Mister President, the Queen of Atlantis says they are going make it rain upwards.
"The unqueen of atlantis has always been a very bad sea monarch. peekaboo atlantis they call her and..."
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Oh is this like that dress from a few years back!
Do you see a gold and orange asshole or a blue and black moron?
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Or ask Putin or buzzfeed to keep their copies. Whoever they're fat finger CCing these days.
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Telling everyone to just hold on, let them do it and watch how bad it gets, because THEN it'll stop is a weird mindset and needs a name. I'm going with 'Chuckolding'.😃
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Can you not take John with you? Pains me he's still there. Bake a file into a cake and send it to him so he can escape.
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I get the weirdest vibes from everything he does. It feels like he's haggling for some backroom payoff so he can flip, like this is a bargaining technique for him personally.
Canada are absolutely owning bones right now. No sabre rattling or panic, just... play stupid games, win stupid prizes time.
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Plus its misdirection. A deliberate chewtoy thrown at already angry people in the hopes they'll move on to that and drop the War Plans on Signal pressure.
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Yep. If you look at the chart of excuses we are now at "Well, maybe its one of those self shitting beds? Has anyone looked into these beds that do this?"
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Whats funny is that Hegseths career is determined purely by how long Trump can talk gibberish. But there's a catch... none of this features Trump directly, so he'll get tired of helping and just go to "I never met or liked Hegseth, a very disloyal unman who everyone knows did signal, signal signal."
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Or since they're denying it exists, "new phone, houthis?"
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Personal theory: someone saw "chief" of "the atlantic" and thought he was a fish based supervillain who could aid them.
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No F bombs there, and no others words applicable. so you'll have to express it through the medium of dance.
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I'm p sure thats not a real world fact. Foxes in captivity maybe, but nobody is following foxes around checking on the reg.