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wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
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Maybe all animals should be imprisoned purely out of spite. If I have to be ruled over by dumbasses so do they

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

What a wonderful creature that lives in my house

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

If I were a ghost I would exclusively haunt the president of the united states until that stopped being a thing and then move on to some other pieces of shit I guess

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

They say eyes are a window to the soul and damn. What the fuck is going on there

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Did they kill James Corden? I'm not saying they were wrong to do so, I just realized he's not around anymore.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Becoming the first trillionaire by covering 'Ave Maria' for every other name

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My super bowl is the really big bowl I bought that I fill with a bunch of rice, chicken and stuff for what I like to call, "Dinner"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Foolish, awful moron man: Maybe you should have policies that people like and would benefit them Wise, intelligent democrat: if you give me $27 I can make a powerpoint about how we actually deported more people

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump wasn't a being incapable of feeling any meaningful affection he would absolutely be giving various animals government positions.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Feels like the worst case rn is that all this happens and the US doesn't collapse

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

*sees the onion has a new post* Uhmmmm, aren't you supposed to be a satire site??? *waits for the epic updoots to roll in*

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Looking disapprovingly at everyone on their phone while I am not and the sudden elevation of my consciousness causes me to sprout wings of light and initiate Third Impact, ascending to godhood as the world collapses beneath me

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Embarrassing but I remember when I was watching Mob Psycho 100 and Mob asks if they could fix a glass door or manufacture a can and having the realization that so many issues in America are just the lack of awareness that we are so reliant on other humans to live. Individualism is a fucking joke.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Why are there house cats with the cheetah pattern but not the orange and black tiger pattern? Do the gods simply hate us

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Gender Critical? Nonono, I said I'm Gender: Critical. I am blinking red and will perish soon.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to think of a post about the US government that won't send me to jail... Got nothing

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

When regular bigfoot is too woke

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Getting people in trouble for stolen valor by insisting they told me they were in the military and shot Bin Laden

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Watching some old David Lynch clips and the absolute faith he had in human intuition is so inspiring.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments