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A truly big favor is both and none. *vanishes*

Most, but only until the post-nut clarity decays. The problem is getting them CONSISTENTLY laid.

Here's your "The Good News has finally become Bad News" realization via CNBC's homepage.

Jamie Dimon starting to feel less like an oracle & more like an ominous countdown every day.

Where my fellow Aphants at?

Jamie Dimon starting to feel less like an oracle & more like an ominous countdown every day.

Bad kind of heretics want to ban good kind of heretics. Tale as old as time.

Personally I hope this turns into Jerome Powell playing out George Costanza getting them to smoke him out of his office. At least it'll be entertaining before we die.

LMFAO GO GET YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANKS

Just hilarious levels of Veep negotiating.

lmao "Everything was fine" Cop shit. Hit the bricks, "progressive".

lmao "Everything was fine" Cop shit. Hit the bricks, "progressive".

WWE: We have the most interesting hot free agent in women's wrestling. What do we do? NXT: Give her that gimmick Vince tried to stick Tiffy with but just steal Sabrina Carpenter's whole flow and don't allow her to be herself at all. HHH: I love this job. Satan: Me too. 🤼

WWE: We have the most interesting hot free agent in women's wrestling. What do we do? NXT: Give her that gimmick Vince tried to stick Tiffy with but just steal Sabrina Carpenter's whole flow and don't allow her to be herself at all. HHH: I love this job. Satan: Me too. 🤼

When you are a white male from Massachusetts you need to pick your starter Bro: Eli Roth Bill Burr Ben Affleck This sorts out which ones you can feel slightly safer about leaving your drink around.

When you are a white male from Massachusetts you need to pick your starter Bro: Eli Roth Bill Burr Ben Affleck This sorts out which ones you can feel slightly safer about leaving your drink around.

Mag7: Oops All Recession version

lol

*Screeches in possum*

NO GODS NO MASTERS ONLY TRASH

NO GODS NO MASTERS ONLY TRASH

Make it cool to be Woody Guthrie again. This will make it lame to be Kid Rock now.

Make it cool to be Woody Guthrie again. This will make it lame to be Kid Rock now.

Let me show you a real honest cop

Let me show you a real honest cop

My comeback to this one has become "Everything works until it doesn't".

Me: "hmm market seems a little high for no news. Maybe I missed something?" *double click CNBC article* Me: Oh... well sure... of course... makes complete sense.

Me: "hmm market seems a little high for no news. Maybe I missed something?" *double click CNBC article* Me: Oh... well sure... of course... makes complete sense.

This is 'Fuckarias' by Those Dancing Days The drums in this song are still the hardest shit I've ever heard and it is one of the most under the radar bangers in existence. I'd just like to spread awareness of this gem.

It was in this moment I realized that my crown jewel project will be a Stafford Beer biopic starring Matthew Berry

America is literally powered off the back of this cognitive dissonance.

via Eleanor Byrne of You Can't See Meme: Simpsons Wrestling Memes + News FB page

Grok how do I rube goldberg my guillotine?

We've had video on Bluesky for quite some time now and I've yet to see someone transfer over the immortal "Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage" video.

via Josh Barker of You Can't See Meme: Simpsons Wrestling Memes + News FB page

This is low-key my favorite Daft Punk track

The joke writes itself, really.