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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🫖 Dirtbag Elitist 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
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submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

WWE: We have the most interesting hot free agent in women's wrestling. What do we do? NXT: Give her that gimmick Vince tried to stick Tiffy with but just steal Sabrina Carpenter's whole flow and don't allow her to be herself at all. HHH: I love this job. Satan: Me too. 🤼

submitted 44 minutes ago • 1 comment

WWE: We have the most interesting hot free agent in women's wrestling. What do we do? NXT: Give her that gimmick Vince tried to stick Tiffy with but just steal Sabrina Carpenter's whole flow and don't allow her to be herself at all. HHH: I love this job. Satan: Me too. 🤼

submitted 44 minutes ago • 1 comment

When you are a white male from Massachusetts you need to pick your starter Bro: Eli Roth Bill Burr Ben Affleck This sorts out which ones you can feel slightly safer about leaving your drink around.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

When you are a white male from Massachusetts you need to pick your starter Bro: Eli Roth Bill Burr Ben Affleck This sorts out which ones you can feel slightly safer about leaving your drink around.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Mag7: Oops All Recession version

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

lol

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

*Screeches in possum*

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

NO GODS NO MASTERS ONLY TRASH

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

NO GODS NO MASTERS ONLY TRASH

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Make it cool to be Woody Guthrie again. This will make it lame to be Kid Rock now.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Make it cool to be Woody Guthrie again. This will make it lame to be Kid Rock now.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Let me show you a real honest cop

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Let me show you a real honest cop

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

My comeback to this one has become "Everything works until it doesn't".

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: "hmm market seems a little high for no news. Maybe I missed something?" *double click CNBC article* Me: Oh... well sure... of course... makes complete sense.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: "hmm market seems a little high for no news. Maybe I missed something?" *double click CNBC article* Me: Oh... well sure... of course... makes complete sense.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

This is 'Fuckarias' by Those Dancing Days The drums in this song are still the hardest shit I've ever heard and it is one of the most under the radar bangers in existence. I'd just like to spread awareness of this gem.

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

It was in this moment I realized that my crown jewel project will be a Stafford Beer biopic starring Matthew Berry

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

America is literally powered off the back of this cognitive dissonance.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

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via Eleanor Byrne of You Can't See Meme: Simpsons Wrestling Memes + News FB page

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Grok how do I rube goldberg my guillotine?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

We've had video on Bluesky for quite some time now and I've yet to see someone transfer over the immortal "Barry Lyndon x 21 Savage" video.

submitted 167 days ago • 4 comments

via Josh Barker of You Can't See Meme: Simpsons Wrestling Memes + News FB page

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This is low-key my favorite Daft Punk track

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The joke writes itself, really.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It my brain frfr

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about this one again and truly loving it. It's the mental blueprint for pretty much all projects for me going forward. Shit needs a door.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm not JUST a Lesbian w/ a short attention span, Reels!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Empire be coming home to roost and shit, man.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Empire be coming home to roost and shit, man.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My trying to fix the country

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Heaven. They could have saved some time and wrote 'Heaven'.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Broke: Grok, what is apartheid? Woke: Claude, why does Palestine need to be free as in free?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Broke: Grok, what is apartheid? Woke: Claude, why does Palestine need to be free as in free?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry it’s just amusing that people think the problem with leftists in the west is that they read too much theory. You are insane

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments