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Yes. You've heard the Bloodhound Gang classic 'The Bad Touch'... but have you heard the shitpost track "Mope"? Insanely ahead of its time and the use of the 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' sample is immaculate for the chorus. Obviously VERY OF ITS TIME; it is still a triumph in shitposting history.

UMG blocked me from posting 'Mope' on FB. Little do they know...

They are SHOUTING that they're going to make the banks into crypto at you.

jesusfuckingchrist we're at the "what about flying cars" portion of bargaining in the stages of grief.

From Sept last yr when I began what has become my ostensible beat on this account Definitely not the only person who was talking about any of these at the time but I don't know any others that began charting this collision specifically AI is cooked USDJPY about to break 140 Comm. Real Estate next

I DON'T GET MAD ABOUT THIS ENOUGH! The Fed caved to not only businesses but DEMOCRATS whom wanted a boost of adrenaline in the Economy that they could shop to voters in Nov Dems wrote a letter demanding they cut HARDER than they did All this despite The Fed's own goals on inflation not being met

I DON'T GET MAD ABOUT THIS ENOUGH! The Fed caved to not only businesses but DEMOCRATS whom wanted a boost of adrenaline in the Economy that they could shop to voters in Nov Dems wrote a letter demanding they cut HARDER than they did All this despite The Fed's own goals on inflation not being met

Jesusfuckingchrist SHUT UP! Remember when you told The Fed to cut .75 basis points in September you dumb fuck?!

Only 14 days away from being 25 years ON THE DOT from the Microsoft anti-trust ruling during the Dot Com bubble. JUST FUCKING SAYING

Only 14 days away from being 25 years ON THE DOT from the Microsoft anti-trust ruling during the Dot Com bubble. JUST FUCKING SAYING

They are SHOUTING that they're going to make the banks into crypto at you.

Market tanking. Only took an hour after open.

From Sept last yr when I began what has become my ostensible beat on this account Definitely not the only person who was talking about any of these at the time but I don't know any others that began charting this collision specifically AI is cooked USDJPY about to break 140 Comm. Real Estate next

This is the 'Air Pocket' coming Covid created an artificial boom painted as a recovery In that time, backlogs were formed and kept growing. Since 2023, they stopped growing and started clearing out The frontrunning of Tariffs ate up the last bits and no one wants to risk making more for no demand

How it feels trying to overthrow Capitalism

NW

Reposting Yannis Love

How it feels trying to overthrow Capitalism

Oligarchy Has No Economic Value

Let's start w/ Booker's "historic" filibuster. A cynical ploy to take a record held by a bigot away but doing it in the most transparent carnie manner to fundraise for a doomed campaign & then just give unanimous consent I'd argue allowing the bigot to hold the record is the indictment we deserve

Let's start w/ Booker's "historic" filibuster. A cynical ploy to take a record held by a bigot away but doing it in the most transparent carnie manner to fundraise for a doomed campaign & then just give unanimous consent I'd argue allowing the bigot to hold the record is the indictment we deserve

A Historical Divergence singlehandedly caused by the Coolest American in modern history; Luigi Mangione. I need to keep driving home how much of a RESULT Luigi got.

This is a good proxy for why the American people hate Democrats and Identity Politics It was a ride It was a literal PR stunt by one of the handful of dudes currently grinding society into dust The Elites do not fundamentally understand existence because everything is a grim pantomime of reality

jesusfuckingchrist we're at the "what about flying cars" portion of bargaining in the stages of grief.

You're missing the bigger picture here... RFK is telling autistic people they don't have to date or pay taxes anymore. This is a win.

You're missing the bigger picture here... RFK is telling autistic people they don't have to date or pay taxes anymore. This is a win.

The taste of life is bitter. We taste the misery here. We taste the pain, we taste the wound, but we do not taste the food until now. This is slow death. I hope you do not skip the post and donate to my five innocent children. They are asking for your donate and prayers chuffed.org/project/help...

Reposting to expose Scott Weiland for his crimes alt textless Blaise forgot to describe: left is Scott Weiland in a three piece & sunglasses behind the mic during a performance. On the right is Graham Bonnet rocking a suit jacket and black unbuttoned business casual look w/ sunglasses and belting.

OpenAI is in the news again because of course it is.... Ed is working on a masterpiece and culmination of a lot of his work over the last few years w/ an opus on the blighted symbol and crown jewel of the 'Rot Economy'. Cannot recommend it highly enough and cannot fucking wait for Part 2.

Logan - Wall Jake - Wall Joe - Wall Theo - Camp Tony - Wall

Since this site has 3 minute videos now I might actually start working on audio visual projects again. I only wanted them to host on YT so I could platform it, but I have a wider one here lol

I'd like a government with as few hypocrites, scammers, perverts, pedophiles, and overall bozos as possible

Mohela is a Mickey Mouse-ass operation lmao "Sadly we will not discuss this over email" If you want to "eliminate our current relationship" then put that shit in writing or get fucked lol

I'd like a government with as few hypocrites, scammers, perverts, pedophiles, and overall bozos as possible

OpenAI is in the news again because of course it is.... Ed is working on a masterpiece and culmination of a lot of his work over the last few years w/ an opus on the blighted symbol and crown jewel of the 'Rot Economy'. Cannot recommend it highly enough and cannot fucking wait for Part 2.

UMG blocked me from posting 'Mope' on FB. Little do they know...

I hear a FUCKING LOT about OpenAI considering every piece of news I hear about them is about something they haven't done yet, didn't do, or its just Sam Altman telling people explicitly that his products aren't designed to work.

Recirculating because it got stuck in my head this morning.

April and May did seem to be a window every band dropped their albums in in the 80s. I came across another weird one like this with Helloween & Pretty Maids both releasing albums within a little over a week of each other in that window both featuring songs titled "Future World"

Killing Joke released 'America' off of Outside The Gate (18 April 1988) just 13 days before Queensryche dropped Operation: Mindcrime (May 3, 1988). I had never heard this before and all I can think of is how at home this would be on Mindcrime. So wild that they were only 13 days apart.

Realizing upon second glance that I referred to this as somehow both deeply OF and AHEAD of its time and I stand by it. If you can disprove it; I defy you.

Yes. You've heard the Bloodhound Gang classic 'The Bad Touch'... but have you heard the shitpost track "Mope"? Insanely ahead of its time and the use of the 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' sample is immaculate for the chorus. Obviously VERY OF ITS TIME; it is still a triumph in shitposting history.