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The company I work for just posted internally that they’re taking steps to remove DEI entirely. Here’s the kicker, they’re selling it like they created their own version of it, but it’s somehow missing 99% of what made DEI unique. Sabotage your companies from within if they pull shit like this.

Maybe I just won’t wake up tomorrow. Wouldn’t that be magical?

Collecting 2nd place trophies now

We should start protesting outside of churches on Sunday and harass the attendees like they’re about to get an abortion.

www.bishop-accountability.org

988lifeline.org

Shout out to my homies that hyphenate their compounds. A warm pat of solidarity on the back for my homies who don’t or don’t always remember.

James Comer trying to silence Ayanna Pressley is another example of the countless efforts in the past and modern times to kill the voices of POC and SA victims. James Comer of KY is a shining example of weaponized incompetence, sexism, and racism.

I wish this was real

Anyone on the inside know when Trump is going to “fall” through a window? Asking for a Russian friend

Sigh…

I’m gonna smernk a jernk in the pernk

The economic blackout today does not mean we should over-consume tomorrow.

Spread them cheeks and blast one, honey. 💅

West Virginia lawmakers wanting to label the Bible as accurate human history is ironic. Their entire family tree is a stump.

Kevin Kylie is a Republican sock puppet with Elon’s botched dick implant working the mouth.

There’s only one, MAYBE two acceptable songs that have dubstep in them. (No I will not name them) Anymore than that, you’re getting pulled over because I smell monster energy drink on your breath.

You have insta and twitter in your bio, hun. It’s fucking gross 💅

Now is a GREAT time to get started on your passport paperwork/renewals.

Economic Blackout tomorrow my dudes. Remember, tomorrow is just one day. Do NOT panic buy anything tonight. We are not getting nuked or frozen tomorrow. Just don’t buy shit. Play games, make art, frolic, fart, fuck, talk, read, walk, cycle, look at that hideous duck shaped cloud, nap.

Donald Trump signs new Executive Order allowing Republican men to remain anonymous on Grindr.

Ron Desantis sounds like a desperate clown at a kids birthday party yearning for a corner piece of cake.

Mushroom Hut Jr. $5.99 Squeaks on Mondays

Microdosing my hopes and dreams today. This helps me manage my expectations and realize they’ll never happen.

Ripping some vegan butterscotch in the broom closet with my boy Hagrid.

I support vandalism and violence against the Nazi-Right.

Currently making buttered noodles for my sickly lil partner. Jokes on them, I put all my love and affection into it… Idiot.

The entire Musk “family” needs to be tossed into an incinerator.

Pack your shoes and your dick, we’re leaving.

The Exexcution of King Charles I ~1649

Wishing my nipples could open up like a camera lens and record core memories.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Squat Bakula.

Frosty taint whistle Slime jug Billy pickles god Ugly baby door

Bucket fart echoes Seriously where is Greg Emergency jam

Deaf snail has big boots PlayStation skinny jeans mess Where the fuck is Greg

Excellent Jork sesh Baked beans in the CD slot Can’t find my chicken

Ted has a bunker It’s small and stinky please help Chili cheese summer

Bag Pepperoni Autumn fart whistle squid ham Goo Train bagel weed

Sorry, I can’t make it into work. My oat milk expired this morning and I just can’t deal with the clients today.

Hey guys, it’s 10:57am which means it’s been 22 days since Nazis took power in the US.

Do you want the last pizza roll?

In his early years, it’s said Kirby could throat a full spicy Italian sub.

Stuffed Crust Depression

唯一の合理的な方法は、私のペニスを取り除いてアンドロギュノスの宇宙卿になることだ。