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🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ A shrieking harpy, what do you want
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All hail king krasnov

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know everybody hates AI but I’m still waiting for an ethical way to hear almost 100 years worth of American presidents say “turd burglar”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m late to the earth’s children party (sorry I wasn’t a horse girl in high school) but I gotta say Clan of the Cave Bear audiobook by candlelight is where it’s at

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Somewhere deep in the bowels of the Pentagon an exasperated general bangs a table with his fist and says to his assembled co-conspirators "Damn it, 500 extremely detailed plans on how to remove a President who has gone insane but every single one of them requires the President to be a socialist"

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

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Never thought we were in danger of Kid Rock getting a Kennedy Center honor but here we are.

submitted 15 days ago • 136 comments

This is a great time to get into politics if you have an “execute me and my family on the steps of our palatial home” kink

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the real accelerationists where the asshole politicians we elected along the way

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

GUESS WHO ISN’T UNEMPLOYED ANY MORE

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Excuse me- I was told there’d be bread? And circuses?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I think there are 3 types of movies: Intellectual Exercise Along For The Ride Adrenaline Rush

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m excited

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda lame when people are like, “no matter how bad today is, tomorrow will be better” Yeah well if you’d told me that yesterday you’d have been wrong about today, so what now

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Easily one of the top cyclops moments of all time and a contender for my favorite panel in an x-book. Btw this is how we win. Planning, planning, planning

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments