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wizlon.bsky.social
Just a good guy laughing out the end times. I perform comedy/music. Sore all the time.
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If you don’t use it you lose it -me with passwords

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is nice. I deserve a little credit for following all superstitions that made it happen.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. #gojetsgo

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’m doing a secret comedy show this weekend at an undisclosed location and only cool people know about it and they might be there, if they aren’t busy. I’m gonna bomb but secretly be good.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Nowadays Fatty Arbuckle would be called Normal Arbuckle and the Fat Boys would be called Normal Boys

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible news, I’m over my Dropbox storage limit, for the twelve year in a row.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the doctor to see how my back problems could get better, he said to just take it easy forever.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a 25% tariff everytime I go through the Severance elevator.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

#WayneGretzky, also known as The Great Two.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I am walking along with a rock in my shoe. I stop and take off my shoe and shake out the rock. 5 minutes later I have another rock in my shoe. This has been going on for months.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you have your birthday at Shorty’s Pizza I don’t care who you are or what you did, I am coming to your birthday.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I love watching sports highlights and stand up comedy, but I can only pay attention to 15 seconds of them at a time. Anyone know where I can find such a thing?

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

Lose an hour. Spend another hour mourning the loss. #daylightsavings

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the current talk in #Canada ? This nice lady says she is willing to die for the country 🤗. #cdnpoli

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

He didn’t say what beer I’m supposed to buy tho

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

You can still piss into the toilet. Or anywhere. For now.

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

If you like funny weird stuff that is hyper-local, see this thing here #Winnipeg #mbpoli #nhljets #portageandmain

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wow

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Will Canada be able to win the hockey game in Canada on Canada flag day? No pressure! #somuchpressure #canadavsusa

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

POV: me trying to watch TV

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

My dog thinks ice cubes are the greatest treats and honestly in this economy I’m thankful for that 😅

submitted 84 days ago • 20 comments

Canadians reacting to the biggest existential threat to their identity, economy and way of life are asking you to try a different brand of tomato soup. #cdnpoli

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

So…what’s going on in the world?

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Stevie clearing the beach on her first bday. #happydog #fuckbirds

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Doing a set opening up for the delightful Tim Gray at Rumor’s Comedy Club tonight in #winnipeg. Be there or be a 🍐

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 2025, I’m in line at the Costco pharmacy to pick up anti-depression meds for my dog. I throw back a sample of chocolate protein tea. It’s gross.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Why does it feel so wrong to eat cereal later in the day? I’m not a monster!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

In Winnipeg walking is faster than the bus!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Posted this just an hour or so before nazi salute got dropped lol

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Surprised they haven’t already changed MLK day to KKK day.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s a word of advice: chug

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Coming up this Friday: an intrepid group of comedian/reporters tackle everything 2024. Just a few tickets left. #Winnipeg

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is fine! And by fine, I mean you need to pay the $235.57 fine for existing.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

My furnace is talking to me, thanking me for changing the filter at the right time. It also complimented my cooking.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I am very excited that Portage and Main is opening next year. So excited I wrote this song. #winnipeg

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments