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How fucking dare that joint I’ve been smoking for the last three hours be finished

Parents stop teaching your kids to read, I swear I’ve been reading my whole life, nothing good to see here

The line I'm seeing most clearly right now are people who think "I hope things can go back to normal" and those who know that there's no going back and also that back was not in fact "normal."

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It’s so funny how made up that is

Nothing bad ever happened theses last 70 years. I'm glad you were comfortable.

Every reboot pushes me closer to suicide

Why's he point with two fingers like that? Whore.

do you remember five years ago when a decent chunk of the populace was like “hey we should build a society where Black people are not murdered with impunity by police, we should pay nurses more, and we should care for our sick?” This is the punishment for having dared to think those things

“🇮🇳🇮🇱” might be worse

jesus wept

If ur not pirating it already...

Seeing a lot of similarities between Agent Cody Banks and Main Hoon Na - does the world need this thinkpiece?

Corey Booker didn’t do shit.

Low maintenance? To quote a mad man, “Do you see this coat?!”

This is actually so funny to me. I was supposed to be heartbroken lmao.

Man is bothered that his pussy doesn’t pop severely. Back to you Chuck.

Can’t believe I got called ableist for jabbing at someone’s hairline, like I’m literally balding myself smh

To everyone who takes issue with me pointing out a Zionist is always a Zionist.

Stop humanizing people who openly work to destroy lives.

Sometimes the best strategy in social media is to stop soiling yourself in public

With everything happening, please do not lose sight of the fact that my preschooler is wandering around repeatedly saying “are you stuck in a timeshare?”

Didn’t take long for me to crash out, mama I’m sorry

Ok I’m tired of politics is nobody on here funny?

I don’t think you all realise how necessary it is for America to collapse. Jack them tariffs. Catalyse something.

Twitter users make their point crudely, like a mooning - showing their own bare arse to somehow embarrass others. Let’s please keep that off here

OK this legitimately made me scream-laugh.

A member of the Proud Boys dressed up as Adolf Hitler for a pro-Tesla rally over the weekend. But what are his real political beliefs?

who amongst us

i guess we're here now. fuck elon