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My wife is making a tearful Reddit post about how I'm addicted to AEW. 'He even puts on old episodes of Dark just to feel something.' All the comments are like 'leave him sister'

It's also the only representation of Lao people in any media. The episode where Connie's hoodrat cousin comes to live with them basically happened to my wife's family

one time I came home to find my sri lankan hypebeast roommate watching 'the long goodbye' and when i asked him what he was watching he said something to the effect of 'that's my n---- elliot gould'

rt this ONLY if you fantasize about butthole lazers and hate italians

What if Boys 2 Men did methamphetamine and watched Infowars. Voice 2 Skull

my dad has been to Everest and his special interests are mountaineering disasters & dead wrestlers but I haven't broached the subject of Darby Allin with him yet because I think he might never shut up about it #aew

What if Sixpence None The Richer were Greek Orthodox? I think it would sound something like this...

30000 days ago (January 4, 1943), 37-year-old Yankees pitcher Red Ruffing is drafted into the US Army Air Corps. Ruffing is missing four toes on his left foot, but I guess if you’re doing it right, you’re not flying a plane with your toes. Ruffing is given noncombat duty, so he doesn't fly anyway.

Quite frankly at this point the Blue Jays are more like the Blue F's

this post was immediately deleted from the toronto blue jays subreddit for being too powerful

This is actually the worst thing that's ever happened to me

the AEW ring size debate reminds me of the words of a great man... 'if you go to a Punch and Judy show and you're looking at the wires, you're a freak'

CANADIANS MAKING HISTORY 🇨🇦 bobsledders Cyrus Gray and Shaq Murray-Lawrence make history, becoming the first Black pilot-brakeman duo at a World Cup two-man race. “I really hope that young kids can see it and be inspired to try to be great in whatever goals they have” Gray said

Heard my wife crying downstairs

Hangman Sissy Bar...? I thought I that was where all the AEW posters were meeting up later

When I was a teenager I listen to Dizzee Rascal and imagine what it might be like to chill wiv da mandem

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

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'I Simply Must Be Given More Scritches' Declares Bat Boy In Defiance Of International Community

therapist: front facing Big Challenges isn't real he can't hurt you front facing Big Challenges:

This Video Will Make You A Teacher In A Girls' School