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Anyone get the feeling that if the stock market opened higher this morning the tariffs would be on?

Where do libertarians draw the line with Ross Ulbricht and Silk Road? Would you cheer if it hosted murder-for-hire services or nuclear weapons deals? At what point does ā€˜freedomā€™ stop being a farce and start being outright insanity?

Elon bet Sam Harris $1M to charity thereā€™d never be more than 35k COVID cases in the U.S. Gave him 100:1 odds. Thereā€™s always a seat in our poker game, Elon - but youā€™ll have to post up first. This is the guy who reportedly pays people to grind video games on his account just to feed his ego.

Erik Voorhees really said, ā€˜Violence is the basis of every leftist initiativeā€™ and ā€˜Monarchy > Democracy.ā€™ Yes, really. 5 takes so bad they could only come from Twitter. šŸŽŖ open.substack.com/pub/wokevega... #Politics #Trending #Satire #Economy #News #Libertarian #Crypto #Bitcoin

Louisiana is an embarrassment. #DeepRedState #Louisiana #NOLA #Racism

I wasnā€™t worried about the reports on the New Jersey drones. Now that Joe Rogan is ā€˜genuinely concerned,ā€™ Iā€™m absolutely not worried. #JoeRogan #conspiracy

Hey, ā€˜alphaā€™ bros, if a woke, beta, vegan just crushed your pull-up PR - what does that make you, just another failed experiment in bro science? šŸ‘ #Vegan #Fitness #Gym #Rogan #Health

Need an STD test in Vegas? Talent Testing on E Flamingo is the spot. Where the porn stars goā€”ran into a couple! And yes, porn on the walls. Full panel is $155, with same-night results. Would love if they added HSV-1 and HSV-2 blood tests! #Vegas #STD #SafeSex

X is supposed to be the everything app, but two years later, Spaces is an unmitigated disaster. Crypto bros, give your life savings and 24-word seed to the man who couldnā€™t even get a car trunk straight. Genius move. šŸ‘ #ElonMusk #Crypto #Bitcoin

Hey crypto bros, net neutrality was sacred, right? šŸ”„ Now your cult leader appointed Brendan Carr, who fought against it, as FCC chairman. šŸ‘ Youā€™re crushing it out there! #Crypto #NetNeutrality #Trump #Bitcoin

Crypto bros, fighting centralizationā€¦ yet drooling over the most authoritarian wannabe in modern history. Youā€™re nailing it, guys! #Bitcoin #Crypto #Elon #Trump šŸ‘