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Jimmy Ma, the best American since Ben Franklin, should go to Worlds.

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The Pitt should be 22 episode seasons like ER. Also it should air two seasons a year. There should never not be a new episode of The Pitt. Noah Wiley should not be allowed outside of a hospital set until he is dead.

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Jimmy Ma could medal at 4Continents?!?! Stop the count!

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Seeking funding for my next musical project CONCLAVE: The Jellicle Ball.

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The Ends of Art History at the Musée d'Orsay open.substack.com/pub/realarth... Wrote a little bit about being forced to sit around and listen to some guy. #art #artsky #arthistory #painting #butt

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I'm glad we have now abolished the woke sport of American football and have banned the singing of the Star Spangled Banner, the National An(they/them), due to it containing several pronouns.

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(Nuclear bombs exploding, people screaming, chaos everywhere) Chuck Schumer from his bunker: "I'm hearing a lot about inflation."

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The gift shop at the National Gallery of Art is one of the worst gift shops I've ever had the displeasure of visiting. This is my formal application to be their new head of merchandising. Graphic design is my passion, etc.

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People who were obsessed with calling Martin Luther a heretic? Diet of Worms for brains.

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Things childhood prepared me for: frequent encounters with quicksand; knowing how to cross a river when I have a wolf, a hen; and a bag of seed; writing in cursive. Things childhood did not prepare me for: the concept of budgeting; finding a place to live; responding to a coup. Alas.

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Please, I'm begging you to convince them that microplastics are woke. Tell them microplastics are just difficult to see pronouns. Microplastics are the DEI of plastics.

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I love Mary J Blige. I think she's a genius, but I think it is time we address the elephant in the room: she was wrong, and we absolutely need some hateration in this dancery. The jury is still out on holleration, but it is not looking good.

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I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord That chord was not A Minor.

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Pump Up the Volume? I just got done pumping up the jam. Can we cool it with the pumping? It feels like all I do these days is pump.

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Stop pumping up the jam. If anything, deflate the jam. Please, deflate the jam.

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I don't want to sound pedantic, but you keep saying that David played a secret chord, but (1) if you are telling me it goes like this, then it's not much of a secret and (2) the way you are describing it it sounds like he knew an arpeggio or at the very least a chord progression.

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How is it not a 30 Rock bit that "Celebrities Sitting In Chairs" is a real show on Broadway that people are paying hundreds of dollars to see.

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They should make a Michelle Kwan Pro Skater video game. It should be identical in almost every way to Tony Hawke Pro Skater just with Michelle Kwan and the soundtrack should be Lyra Angelica and Scheherazade.

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I wrote a handy guide for thinking about the saints. May this be of use to you in these troubling times. realarthistory.substack.com/p/this-is-no...

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In 2009, I came up with the idea Abracadobro, a song about folk music and magic. Anyway, I really should have gotten on that in the last 16 years...

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Did you love George Eliot's Middlemarch? Join me for this month's book club where we will be reading and discussing the lyrics to Barry Manilow's Copacabana (At the Copa).

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Don't worry, Democrats are planning a big response to all this: Obama won't pick Duke to win March Madness.

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Really disappointed there isn't a proliferation of stan accounts for Finnish ice dance teams. What happened to culture?

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Tuning out the world for some music meditation. Just me, Johannes Brahms's 21 Hungarian dances and Lou Bega's five mambos. #ClassicalMusic

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The only way to correctly play the New York Times Connections is to say "We'll take the Lion Wall, Victoria" while the app loads.

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CHÚC MỪNG NĂM MỚI and 新年快乐 friends!

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