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Gratulerer med dagen alle sammen!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

rest in P00P

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

roommate, to cat: Sir, you're being a dramatic ho.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“And for this Rav Yirmeya was removed from the patio”

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

This is the ideal body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. 🧹🧹🧹 #Phillies

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Wait, how did they pick a new Pope so fast? If rabbis had a conclave, we'd still be on the part where we argue about what a Pope even is.

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Joel Quenneville helped cover up the sexual abuse of one of his own players. He's not fit to ever coach again at any level.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

the capitals got HOW many shots??

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

the ISLANDERS???

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

goddamn it this is how i learned that Harvard hockey got someone to a higher position in Canadian politics than Ken Dryden

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

never mind lol that game ruled, I hope they see the Canes in the Cup Final and it goes to seven

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The Incredible Sulk

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't posted the Incredible Sulk in a while, I must rectify this immediately

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

phillies

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

me: gee i haven't done any javascript crimes in a while also me: i don't know where this 500 line file called [project]Typedefs came from,

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Folks,

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

i would like a button on github that lets me filter out any changes that are just renaming imports

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

bro that's a fucking penalty shot

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

omg the canes

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

When you post a photo of your shlissel challah, don't forget to put your name on it. You need to sign your public key.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

the Giants fans on here are all really mad so I assume this draft pick was good for the Eagles

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

tys I'm Unstable

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Le Blanc de Blanc, by Georges Mathieu, 1987, 📸 by @catocataldo

submitted 24 days ago • 44 comments

lmao why is Giroux trying to fight Laughton

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

a postdoc is when you get a doctorate in Posting

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

Nick Castellanos is going 5 for 5 with 3 home runs tonight

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Scott Laughton vs. Claude Giroux in the playoffs might end some Flyers fans.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Is five shots in a period good?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

emptying lower bowls for the stars at home, embarrassing

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

she judgeth from on high

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

man why are the avs mad about Mikko Rantanen when they signed Stars legend Joel Fucking Kiviranta

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

a fight with 18 seconds left in the game? that's playoff hockey babey

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

lolbinnington

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