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You know how the politics knowers always say, “the president doesn’t control the price of X or what the stock market does”? Well guess what

The Founding Fathers would have wanted this.

"Donald Trump and his allies have been using 'anti-Semitism' as a pretext to advance a radical agenda that has nothing to do with Jews at all—and that most American Jews do not support," @yair-rosenberg.bsky.social writes:

Reminder: This will not hurt rich people. They are all profiting from Trump. It's the 99.9% that's being crushed. You know, you.

Nearly every time you see a liberalish celebrity go full conservative it's because they raped someone.

Don't overestimate MAGA voters. Just because Trump loses their jobs, all their savings and makes everything more expensive doesn't mean they will stop supporting him 100%

Now, to combat inflation, Trump orders you all to burn 10% of your money.

Things have gotten so bad that they're going to have to pretend to shoot Trump again.

All I'm saying is that Joe Biden sitting in the White House, playing Tetris and being fed ice cream via tube would be SO MUCH BETTER.

You know how everything is screwed up and confusing? Well now they are going to throw more war at you.

Strom Thurmond would be a centrist Republican in 2025.

The Cory Booker thing is the greatest April Fools joke ever.

If the FDA is gone then just send your drugs to me and I'll give them a thumbs up or thumbs down.

what booker is doing right now is an example of what i mean when i say things like “we need more ambition right now.” there is room in american politics right now for people with ambition to take big stands and reap the rewards. he’s doing it!

Cory Booker talking for 20 hours straight, about to break the record set by my 6yo niece trying to tell a joke

The nice thing about living in Brazil is I can watch the U.S. go full brutal fascist while most Americans that live in the U.S. think it's just business as usual.

I've watched Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl show about 86 times and it just changed how I view modern rap/hip-hop

The Paul brothers were lucky to be born at a time when there are so many people more deserving of them to get beheaded.

To roughly 875 of my followers, I would like to apopolgize for calling you smelly dickslime on my podcast.

Is The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) just a bunch of stuff stolen rom India and Africa?

It's fun daydreaming that the Hegseth Leak will still be in the news tomorrow.

First Trump "leaks" you classified material and the before you know it you have a $100k a week classified document habit.

The U.S. is currently losing to Yemen and that war hasn't even started yet. Maybe the U.S. needs to get its shit together before it thinks about going after the military juggernaut that is Canada.

Republicans would be on every single channel right now shrieking that everyone involved must be fired or killed.

They are all so much better about complaining about stuff and firing people than they are at doing things.

Elbows up, Canada!

Using a mint baseball card you got when you were 8 to cut up and snort coke off of. #SignsYouAreGrowingUp

I'm 58 and it just struck me that I may not be as adorable as I think.

I'm sorry, NCAA, I have no extra capacity for madness this month.

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

All I want is all the attention and also none of it.

The moment he said "I'm not Puff Daddy anymore, I'm P Diddy," we should have just arrested him right there.

Wait, so Kendrick Lamar's point is that Drake is a pedophile. Ok, I get t now.

At least the trains fell apart

this is where the analogy to Brexit is really useful. A similar attitude that the US is completely self-sufficient and needs nothing from anyone. Too bad a lot of innocent people are gonna find out the hard way that this isn’t true.

Honestly, If I'm advising Trump, I tell him to completely ignore the judiciary branch.

I really feel like I got flirted with more on social media back in the day. Aging sucks.

You'd think they'd still be talking and losing their minds over post-birth abortion. That's heinous and must be stopped. Nut it's liked they stopped caring