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Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.

submitted 12 days ago • 87 comments

Actually hesitate to reach out, keep your concerns to yourself, don’t feel free to email me.

submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 14 days ago • 256 comments

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 14 days ago • 203 comments

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

submitted 14 days ago • 21 comments

A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au

submitted 14 days ago • 96 comments

The hilarity of the Eagles hanging 40 en route to a Superb Owl win over the Chiefs and ruining their 3 peat will forever be hilarious alongside Eli's two wins, the Patriots come back against Atlanta, and the Broncos eating shit against the Seahawks

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

SAQUON IS A SUPERBOWL CHAMPION ON HIS BIRTHDAY

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i'm sorry but AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith trying to act casual while holding A GIANT BUCKET OF GATORADE is the funniest thing to happen tonight

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Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

submitted 14 days ago • 307 comments

*and* we get to hear tom brady talk about losing super bowl xlii? what a delight

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BREAKING: Okay the don't now.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Starting to think the Eagles might win this one.

submitted 14 days ago • 63 comments

We are likely watching Mahomes living an actual nightmare

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"Patrick Mahomes, what's he got lef--" *CAR CRASH NOISES*

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

(Derogatory)

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Interesting jeep commercial

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Per @espn.com Stats and Info: Jalen Hurts has set a new record for QB rushing yards in a Super Bowl with 72

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

we know what milking the clock is please never say it like THAT again

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Breaking: Dallas Mavericks forward Anthony Davis is expected to miss multiple weeks with a left adductor strain, sources tell Shams Charania. His absence could stretch to a month.

submitted 14 days ago • 77 comments

Superbowl LIX: Hating drake 🤝 Hating the chiefs

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Jalen Hurts just murdered an entire fan base.

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Jalen hurts the man that you are

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Brady: “Man, do I love Patrick’s level of competitiveness! He’s not going to flinch in these situations!” His team is getting killed because he has sucked. Call the game in front of you. This is embarrassing.

submitted 14 days ago • 12 comments

been thinking about/working on a "can cowboys and patriotism ever be reclaimed" essay and honestly thank you kendrick for doing a very good object lesson in how we might

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Brandon Graham!!!!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

An answer to the question circulating this week about whether to use US flags at protests

submitted 14 days ago • 35 comments

We all could learn self-awareness and foresight from him. He may not read books but he can read the room in a rap beef

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

🇸🇩 Top flag is Sudan! 🇵🇸 Bottom flag is Palestine!

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WHY IS IT BACK

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Kendrick Lamar’s run in the past year: ◽ His feature on “Like That”️ hit No. 1 on Billboard 100 ◽ Released "GNX," which debuted at No. 1 on Billboard’s 200 ◽ Won five Grammys for “Not Like Us” ◽ Performed at Super Bowl LIX

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 14 days ago • 231 comments

Twenty minutes left and the Chiefs have two first downs.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Jalen Hurts has more rushing yards than Kansas City has YARDS lmao

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

“As long as they came down with it im cool with it” Tom im begging you to just not

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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

submitted 14 days ago • 296 comments

Mahomes clearly still shook over the Luka trade

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

we love attentive blocking

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 14 days ago • 119 comments

OH THEY PLAYED IT AGAIN

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if i text you this just know you’re cooked

submitted 14 days ago • 132 comments

kendrick vs. drake

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

"halftime show at the superbowl specifically calls you a pedophile by name" is like an insane nightmare someone would have

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Kendrick Lamar #superbowl

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

submitted 14 days ago • 75 comments