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Polls: Trump, Musk Must Eat Worms, As Mandated By Beloved Playground Ditty www.wonkette.com/p/polls-trum... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Georgia Congressman Helped GOP F**k Around, Now Is Finding Out www.wonkette.com/p/georgia-co... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

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Happy International Sword Swallowers Day! (Don't Try This At Home, Please) www.wonkette.com/p/happy-inte... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cherry Poppin' Devil! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

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Nazi Salutes! Custom Chainsaw! Caesar Trump! Guy Who Likes To Punch Other Dudes In The Junk! This CPAC has everything. www.wonkette.com/p/nazi-salut...

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Trumpian US Attorney On Quest To Prosecute Anyone For Crime Of Calling Elon Musk A Dick www.wonkette.com/p/trumpian-u... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

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JD Vance Does Some Real Manly Whining About How No One Will Let Men Be Manly Anymore

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Why won't Republicans in Congress stand up to Trump?Threatened? Compromised? Why not all of the above? www.wonkette.com/p/why-are-re...

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Yes, Democrats, We All Fully Understand That You Are The Minority Party Right Now

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May his incompetence outweigh his evil ambitions. Senate Confirms Weird Con Man Kash Patel As FBI Director, Good Luck America! www.wonkette.com/p/senate-con... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! Maybe He's Just Bad Luck. Tabs, Fri., Feb. 21, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/maybe-hes-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

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Kathy Hochul Has A Few Choice Words For King Donald www.wonkette.com/p/kathy-hoch... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Sorry, Elon, Al Gore Was Not The Original DOGE. You Idiot. www.wonkette.com/p/sorry-elon... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Creepy Missouri GOPer Wants To Set Up Registry Of Those 'At Risk' Of Seeking Abortion www.wonkette.com/p/creepy-mis... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

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It's your morning news roundup! King? Haha, Of What? Tabs, Thurs., Feb. 20, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/piagnone-f... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

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For the life of me I do not understand how people do not bust out laughing when he says dumb shit like this. At the very least I would get SERIOUS church giggles.

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Trump Am The Law www.wonkette.com/p/trump-am-t... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Are certain voters too dumb to remember who invaded Ukraine? Trump thinks so! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-and-...

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Another DOJ resignation after acting US attorney Ed Martin tried to get the top prosecutor in DC to do him a favor and file criminal charges based on some Project Veritas video. Yes, THAT Project Veritas. www.wonkette.com/p/doj-prosec...

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What a Flock-Up! Trump Idiots 'Accidentally' Fired Bird Flu Experts, Oops! www.wonkette.com/p/what-a-flo... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Some nice news: DOJ lawyer Jason Lynch getting his ass roasted for five hours in court by judge calling BS on Trump’s attempted trans ban in the military, and made-up “gender ideology” nonsense. www.wonkette.com/p/president-...

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It's your morning news roundup! He's Not God. Tabs, Wed., Feb. 19, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/hes-not-go... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

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Trump's Evil USAID Cuts Hurting Farmers Now, And Republicans Are Like OH F*CK www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-evi... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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The Department Of Defense's New #1 Enemy Is Named 'Freckleface Strawberry' www.wonkette.com/p/the-depart... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

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Note to all who've seen the shameless self-promo on this account lately: yeah (: Here's why: I want to make good content! For you! Do you need good, short explainer videos to send to people in your life? Do you want people to get their info on food prices from someone who's not Elon Musk? Me too!

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Why Do Planes Fall Down From The Sky Every Time Trump Walks By? www.wonkette.com/p/why-do-pla... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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What’s Elon Musk up to today? Not being the DOGE administrator, rooting around in Social Security files and a marathon of Xitter-posting. www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-...

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Anti-Vaxxer Thinks He's A Big Hero For Refusing Heart Transplant

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Large crowd of anti-Trump protesters on Capitol Hill in DC this President's Day.

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Fired Federal Workers Protest Being Purged By Benevolent King Trump www.wonkette.com/p/fired-fede... By Dominic Gwinn @dominicgwinn.com

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Dear Leader Watch: Who Outdid Who In Sucking Up To Trump Lately? www.wonkette.com/p/dear-leade... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

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It's your morning news roundup! Canada As The 51st State? STFU Peter Baker. Tabs, Tues., Feb. 18, 2025 www.wonkette.com/p/canada-as-... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

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Germany Tries To Explain History To Vice President Butthair

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Trump’s tantrum at the AP to continue with no rides on his plane for reporters until they change their stylebook to coddle his feelings. www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-fas...

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Putin and Trump plan to meet about Ukraine, without Ukraine or Europe being involved. Sort of like when hound dogs meet to fight over a turkey leg! www.wonkette.com/p/dear-leade...

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DOGE can't quit leaking information all over, and now wants access to everybody's tax returns. UH, WTF. www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musks...

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Farting fruit flies! It’s Wonkette’s tabs of news and things to read for Monday, Feb. 17. www.wonkette.com/p/farting-fr...

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DOJ forcing the dismissal of Eric Adams’ charges is a neon sign flashing BRIBE EVERYBODY www.wonkette.com/p/america-in...

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Happy St. Skeletor's Day To All Who Celebrate! www.wonkette.com/p/happy-st-s... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social

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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Cocoa Maria! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social

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Kash Patel Not Waiting To Actually Get Job Before Starting FBI Purges www.wonkette.com/p/kash-patel... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social

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Linda McMahon Wrestles With Tough Question Of Whether Black History Is Even Legal Now www.wonkette.com/p/linda-mcma... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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Every American has a patriotic responsibility to make fun of Pete Hegseth every fucking day

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The Justice Department Integrity Unit reportedly locked in a room playing “who’s the Bork” until one of them volunteers to file to dismiss charges against Eric Adams? NOT NORMAL. www.wonkette.com/p/justice-de...

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The Justice Department Integrity Unit reportedly locked in a room playing “who’s the Bork” until one of them volunteers to file to dismiss charges against Eric Adams? NOT NORMAL. www.wonkette.com/p/justice-de...

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Sounds Like Secretary Sh*tfaced Needs To Come On Home And Resign www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-lik...

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Sounds Like Secretary Sh*tfaced Needs To Come On Home And Resign www.wonkette.com/p/sounds-lik... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social

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Shorter: Dear Emil Bove, GodfuckingDAMN you are full of fascist shit. Sincerely, SDNY

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Park Service Goes Full Stalin, Literally Takes The 'T' Out Of sTonewall www.wonkette.com/p/park-servi... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social

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