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this is just like dark souls
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she can kill me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I fear this would work on me

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I ignored my medical debt for 18 months and the debt collector is starting to send messages like 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 hey what if we gave you 50% off your debt 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 then would you pay 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 and it's like no idiots call me when I can venmo you like $20

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Does anybody know if the new D&D 5e book has AI art? It'd be neat to have the new print but Hasbro is Hasbro

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Girlfriend is asleep. Who am I supposed to tell that this FromSoft boss is Too Hard

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

dude at Fry's said "you look like yung gravy" homie huh

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

didn't care that much about the block change but a lot of my favorite posters are moving here so I opened the app back up to discover wait this place actually bangs

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

my nanobots didn't deploy with the nationwide alert system and I'm upset

submitted 508 days ago • 2 comments

i have this incredible aversion to receiving casual unsolicited food, i think it's the most inhuman thing about me. but i get the ick so bad when an acquaintance gives me food i didn't ask for. i know. what privilege. what hubris. but do not fucking give me that i don't want it. im sorry

submitted 508 days ago • 0 comments

nerd at work talking that "if min wage goes up then everything goes up" bullshit; if i am silent i am damned but if i speak up i am doomed

submitted 509 days ago • 0 comments

I like my job bc I can take lunch twice and nobody cares

submitted 531 days ago • 1 comment

Twitter having a normal one

submitted 531 days ago • 2 comments

When I was a kid I discovered that if you ram your knuckles into your eyes hard enough you see colors and shapes so I'd do that really hard and pretend the blurs and shapes were a puppy because my parents kept saying no to getting a puppy

submitted 542 days ago • 0 comments

Hey so lemon in water is just gross, let's stop kidding ourselves

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah so I didn't heal the very second that the midfight cutscene ended, I healed about half a second too late, so I got hit by the magic, and then my dodge timing was off so I got killed by the teleport attack and that's why you should just skip dark souls altogether

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

i've got a job for you, 621

submitted 547 days ago • 0 comments

the x rules

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

was replying to this dude and got CLAPPED

submitted 550 days ago • 1 comment

trying to feel out a coelacanth vibe, extinct for 60M years type beat

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

where are all the other guys who never ever go over the contents of their wallets. i have pictures of two different ex girlfriends. it's a time capsule in there

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

why didn't i win that game of fortnite yesterday. what happened to me

submitted 552 days ago • 1 comment

this is God speaking. You should blast rope every single day. Nut a lot. Transmission end

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

Coprophagia

submitted 554 days ago • 1 comment

she pollo on my loco til I el

submitted 554 days ago • 0 comments

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow: * no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through * you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday" * if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"

submitted 555 days ago • 98 comments