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woodlouse.bsky.social
im v. i draw things. https://woodlice.neocities.org/
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I love you redrusker I'd die for you please never stop drawing dogfucking and older men getting sloppy rimjobs

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

unzips my vault suit just enough that u see my tits a little

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

drools

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

*randomly gets scared that people don't like me* Ok another two hours of sleep

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

GRRRR GRRR I LOVE MY FRIENDS! I LOVE MY FRIENDS! I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Don't go out drinking with Xe... Full Render Comm for @bcokami.bsky.social

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Am I popular enough that I could ask for boy belly pics

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

dreaming of my jock prince once again. i so badly crave a mildly bisexual but still straight identifying jock who's a little annoying about how he's attracted to me but is still willing to go "BROS! BROS! BROS!" and chest bump me

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"get a load of this guy" ma'am I'm tRYING

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

gym rat era..

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm surprised more people aren't more bad-end horny about the infested. Like, I can see myself one universe over jerking my shit crazy at the thought of getting fucked by a helminth charger and permanently becoming part of a drooling hive mind fleshmass

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i need a boy in my room . NOW

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

hey warframe playing followers: who's your favorite male warframe

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

"man this traybake is lacking some flavor.." The holy tony chachere's original creole seasoning:

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I respect anyone that goes on T because that's basically jock serum and the world needs more hot sweaty jocks

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

ghhh 💭 laying your head on your dad's lap and burying your face in his tummy and he starts muttering about how cute you are and trails off and you feel him getting hard under your head and he gives a little "sorry, honey.. can you help your old man out?"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i wish i was not so weak to fatherly men. i really do. unfortunately until i stop being mentally ill i will have a glowing weakpoint on my psyche that says "CALL THIS GIRL A CUTE PET NAME AND SHE WILL CUM"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

not to talk about parks and rec but does nobody want to talk about how in an attempt to portray a caricature of masculinity they accidentally made ron swanson the most autistic human being to ever exist

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

they gave blaidd a set of nasty, fat udders and a pretty, pink pussy in the dlc ya know

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

FUUUUCK word of warning dont put cyndi lauper on while on your bike youll pedal too hard and become a sweat homunculus

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

called shot of the century

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments