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SIL messaging us asking us for advice about her divorce documents. We're like...

I literally reported this Wednesday.

Thinking about starting a Gen X "Shit Old Days" group. For reasons unknown, been having flashbacks to 80s comprehensive school, and honestly I think most people have memory-holed just how racist, homophobic, misogynist and violent everything was. Also: DOGSHIT EVERWHERE (cc @tudoracid.bsky.social)

The state of Twitter is summed up pretty well by this poor sod using their dying dog to guilt trip people into buying into their shitcoin

I spoke with some of Brianna's online friends after her murder and they were willing to go to prison to stand up for her and see that she got justice. They truly loved her. It feels like such a huge betrayal to see Esther now campaigning against the only friendships her daughter really knew.

Oh cool. For a minute there, I thought it was a price *increase*, but it's just a price *update*. Cool, cool, cool.

"We are the federal law" has enormous "Your honour, the defence strenuously objects" energy.

it is really notable the extent to which state Dems have been significantly better than federal Dems at telling Trump to go fuck himself

Again. The car designed by the guy who never shuts up claiming he'll take people to Mars. It rusts, fails, spontaneously combusts, traps you in it while you're drowning, erratically drives in to walls, pedals fall off and it's literally held together with Krazy glue. Let's never lose sight of that.

The man in charge of Britain's premier far right fanzine for 15 years is now complaining that racism has been mainstreamed, huh?

He looks like Cohaagen in Total Recall when he's sucked in to the Martian atmosphere.

Cis people love to design systems that break on contact with trans people and then get mad at trans people for existing about it.

They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay

If you are complaining about protests and boycotts in the arts you're just showing you don't know much about art history, but then what do you expect from a Labour government horny for AI.

Maybe you should talk to some artists, Lisa? They'll tell you about the impact of government funding. Honestly this government are plumbing new depths. To talk about "virtue signaling" in what's a pathetic attempt to signal you're "anti-woke" or some such nonsense is hypocritical and dense.

thanks labour. 🙄

Meritocracy, up there with IQ and Briggs-Myers as dumb made up shit the worst wankers in the world coopted to make themselves seem smarter and more capable than they are.

Michael Young coined the phrase "meritocracy" as satire, and then he fathered Toby Young in case people didn't get the joke.

A really old jar. It used to be his creepy stepdaughter-shagging dad's spaffing jar, but he passed it on to Elon as part of his inheritance.

I'm old enough to remember when this was called extortion

I watched it. In bed on my phone with the contempt it deserved. Somehow wasn't as bad as Xtro 2. That's not the same as better.

Working on prequels to the Mr Men books. What trauma was it that trapped Mr. Worry behind a mask of fear for so long? How did Mr Uppity gain his fortune? Why is Mr Quiet so afraid to speak?

You know, I am getting the feeling these boys might not have the best interests of American national security at their heart.

You literally couldn't make this up

Todays daily cartoon for @newyorker.com

Share a character who didn't deserve their fate

Does he though? He knows *exactly* what's he's doing here.

If you're rich enough you can always make a deal to get out of going to jail in America. BBC News - Coinbase boss claims SEC will drop crypto lawsuit www.bbc.com/news/article...

'The mere fact of that meeting gave Putin... parity with the US. It signalled that Washington regards Moscow as its equal: not a pariah state that has committed an unconscionable act of aggression, but a fellow great power' www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... By @jonathanfreedland.bsky.social

Money launderers complain that their dodgy fake money was stolen by other criminals. BBC News - Cryptocurrency theft of £1.1bn could be biggest ever www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sorry lads, but you already did We Will Bravely Resist Fake News And Tyranny in 2016 and you spent all of those points not on fighting against the right, but on helping the right to kick fuck out of students, transgender people and the left. So I’m afraid it is a big Absolutely Fuck You, from me.