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Aiming to be the first billionaire graphic novelist. Will settle for three Patreon subscribers. (August 2024: WOO, I got three! Let's aim for four!!) 🌩️👀 HsTvSh3BfpLT
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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Do you ever wonder if maybe the P in "password" is silent, and we've just been pronouncing it wrong this entire time? I think only @jcsalterego.bsky.social can answer this one.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is how you stage a Gleiwitz Incident. apnews.com/article/bord...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The 13yo liked the hat, so I guess it's cool for grown-ups to wear it in public?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If the Democrats don't filibuster (or at least threaten to filibuster) the SAVE Act, I swear to the God I believe in that I will call Corey Booker's office until I get an answer to the question: "What is the point of a filibuster IF NOT TO STOP HARMFUL LEGISLATION???"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

According to the article the DC government and the Army are doing "route reconnaissance". Here's hoping the route takes them by as many grassy knolls as possible.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Worth checking!

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This is how you build a system of government that helps people: by HELPING PEOPLE!!

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I think I just proved that, if an odd number divided by another odd number yields an integer, and neither odd numbers are 1, then the resulting integer must also be odd. That's right, right?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man, that's a good one...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Dear The Bangles, I tried walking like an Egyptian, but now I've had three different evangelical pastors hand me cards that say Leviticus 18:3, all within the last hour or so. Am I contributing to the End Times? Sincerely, A big fan!

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The Gestapo are emboldened.

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