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wookalicious.bsky.social
Official job title, Director of Joy. Soil to cup specialty coffee. Surf the big waves, practice Aloha.
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Time to take the trash out. Look into my eyes…

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Will everyone please take your seats, we have a full agenda today.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

What’s up?

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 181 comments

In his defense, he’s high as shit.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Owners’ box

submitted 105 days ago • 306 comments

Tech Industrial Complex, it’s a thing.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was on Facebook so I could delete it again.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

On Dec 21st, a high surf warning was issued on the Northern California coastline that would peak on Dec 23rd. The upside? The massive swells created one of the best surf days in the history of Mavericks, the most famous big-wave surf spot in Northern California. 1/ www.surfer.com/news/photos-...

submitted 123 days ago • 15 comments

I once got on an elevator with President Carter. We only rode a few floors, he and I (and a group of secret service) when I realized I was soon to be parting ways, I turned to him, the elevator dinging my floor, and I said “sir, I just love you oh so much”. True story. I’m such a dork.

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments

Jimmy was a giant. And the best former POTUS of our lifetime.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Is it still called a tweet here?

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security

submitted 137 days ago • 116 comments