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Snark first, ask questions later. Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope. Message me: https://ngl.link/wookiegoldberg
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Why the hell isn’t this just entitled “Hope Francis”?!

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Who the hell has a 6 hour layover in Florida, then looks at the store in the terminal and thinks… “what I REALLY need is a hoodie that says Fort Lauderdale”?

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Seven hour layover (wtf) and the only thing keeping me sane is watching the parents dealing with toddler meltdowns. Now that my kids are grown past the tantrum freakouts, this is high comedy.

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Hey, did the J6 fins leave that gallows at the capitol? If they’re not using it, can I have it? Hear me out.

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Music artists but with one letter changed. Go! Wired Al Lady Agag Celine Dino Elton Joan

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Trump is so intent of subtly shitting on Trudeau by calling him “governor”. We just HAVE to start using that honorific with the orange wankpuffin: Governor Trump. First, fuck that guy, and second, it removes the “president” title. He isn’t my president.

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Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1057 comments

This is it 👇 #TeslaTakedown

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Oh look! Fun! Message me anonymously! ngl.link/wookiegoldberg

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PLEASE SHARE 1/ Research shows that when just 3.5% of a population engages in sustained, nonviolent protest, major political change often follows. It’s surprisingly low—proof that small, committed groups can spark big transformations. Continued

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I pretty much just blab stupid stream of consciousness nonsense whenever I have this app open. Apologies for the view into my dumb brain.

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Are we the only country who rejects food-related country names? Freedom fries? I wonder if the Canadians will officially rename the coffee drink the “Canadian-o”.

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I just heard someone order an Americano with skim milk.

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Nine-ye West. That’s all.

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RFKj's idea of putting all the ADHD and neurodivergent folks into work camp-farms is nuts. You'll have the ADHD people leaving a bunch of half-harvested fields with another group taking apart the combines to see how they work.

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622 days until the midterms. lol, midterms. lol, 622 days. We ain’t gonna make it.

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When (or if) this nightmare ends: no mercy for those who voted the rust-colored wankpuffin into office. If you voted for this, you’re as guilty as he is. No mercy for those who sold us out.

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We have a corrupt government and I’m over here awake because my spouse is totally taking up my side of the bed. Seriously, I have a 5” strip that I’m balanced on and there’s like several feet of room over there. Anyhow, let’s bring back the guillotine. Heads should roll and gutters run red.

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Don’t blame me - I voted Kony2012

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I’m just saying… we shot that damn gorilla and now we’re facing a constitutional crisis.

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“It's time now for you and me to become more politically mature and realize what the ballot is for; what we're supposed to get when we cast a ballot; and that if we don't cast a ballot, it's going to end up in a situation where we're going to have to cast a bullet. It's either a ballot or a bullet.”

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Here's a script for calling about virtually any Trump nominee: "This person seems like a complete fuckup, and when they inevitably fuck up so bad that lots of people die, we're going to hold the people who put them in power responsible for that fuck up."

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