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wooperscooper.bsky.social
Rock 'n' roll Gay Guy
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fruit and veg in supermarkets should get 10% cheaper for each day it sits on the shelf

they should invent a cock that's in my mouth right now

i need a girlypop version of pop base that wont jumpscare me with pics of drake

so over this a24 barney thing who gaf

gay men everywhere are fatfishing

Finding out a man is a Swiftie is depressing

what the clock???? chile...

god bless bluesky for showing me people in the exact same bad mood as i am

i dont wanna go to work dont make me GOODOOSOOSOOO

texting people is so longggg what do u mean i have to reply AGAINN????

god forgive me for being earnest online

deedee megadoodoo memorial highway

people putting alt texts on their nudes like blind ppl are nutting to the words"hairy white otter with tattoos showing his asshole"😭😭😭

we as a society cannot allow this to happen again

bit my fingers now they're sore WHAT THE FUCK!!!

me when i go to the dentist

oh? you're into music, video games and tv shows?? that's crazy me too!

this song

Good morning gentlemen

YOU CAN WATCH ME PULL UP ON YOUR BODY LIKE IT’S SUMMER TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN THE WATER SPLASH AROUND AND GET YOU BLESSED LIKE HOLY WATER I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU KNOW THAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU— I ONLY THREW THIS PARTY 4 U

wish i could blanket mute the phrase 'chaotic bisexual' across all apps and in real life too

people died

okay this is me fr😍

just activated the gag mother protocol

who up concealing they generosity with something dirtier and meaner

heaven has forsaken the masturbator boots

pressure cooking chickpeas is now

so lucky we get to exist at the same time as subscription boxes for gay men

i couldve done this without getting on the ground like a loser ns

no chicken salad sandwich and lentil chips for lunch

chris fleming is one of the funniest people on earth

meant to be going for coffee with a colleague but if she doesn't text me where and when by 12 im gonna get stoned and pwmp instead

gym and fetch the bolt cutters is now

benson boone doesnt have one song where he needs to be doing all that

DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

iphones be like *charging 2 hours* 32% *use for 4 minutes* 6% like and comment below for more relatable memes

guy keeps trying to make plans with me on a sunday afternoon NOOOOOO thats my smoke and do laundry and detach from reality time😞

never seen a hot poly person

so crazy when u have a hair in ur mouth cos its like how long was that in my mouth before i realised theres a hair in my mouth

need chappell to have a britpop era nowwwe

that moment when plampy lowkey is the gag mother