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My grandmother knew what it was like to be young and in the thick embrace of summer love. She gave me and Karen dishes of blackberry cobbler and vanilla ice cream and left us to eat it on the porch swing. "I'll make myself scarce." The chains creaked as we scooted to the middle. #vssmut (THICK)

As a child on a day like this, she might've tried to imagine what each puffy cloud looked like. Dragon. Camel. Sonic the Hedgehog. But today, lying on a blanket under a blue sky, she watches how the clouds move. She guides Tony's head lower. The clouds in her head begin to swirl. #vss365 (SONIC)

tentative no more grind evolves to full-weight drop breaking him in two #vsspoem (EVOLVE) #haiku

A few licks to prime the pump. There! A drop for me, a drop for you. Time to make a meal of it! Over the lips and past the gums... No one's ever made a rhyme about the uvula, have they? I never see wooden tongue depressors in exam rooms anymore. This isn't wooden, strictly speaking. #vssmut (PUMP)

"More than once that July, we'd be havin' sex and she'd be on top. We'd be all in it and sweaty. Then she'd change position, lower herself down, her chest to my chest, 'ept air would catch between us and make this big ol' boob fart. Course then we'd laugh me right out of her." #vss365 (FART)

"This way, my dear. I have a private entrance in my dressing room. You can avoid the rabble if you exit through there." "I'm less scared of the crowd, Sir Evan, than I am what I've heard goes on with ladies in your dressing room." "Tales told out of school." "We'll see. Show me." #vssmut (PRIVATE)

I see someone in the UK picked up my 220-page book of erotic ghost stories on Kindle Unlimited... and read only 18 pages. Ow. 🤕

Behold, the nude Ophelia! Tonight, I soak in the flowers of lost innocence, lost beauty, lost and unfaithful love. The music plays from down the hall. Soon the notes will leech into the water from its sodden score. I'm fine. I will rise and find a saner prince. I won't end that way. #vsspic

Summer solstice flashlight tag: I seek you in darkness deepening, hear heavy footfall, running sneakers, see a form befitting function, silhouette behind the neighbor's shed, familiar shape with shirt lifted. I shine my beam. Your bra drops. Tag. #SenseWrds n.34

I take Emily's hands and pull her to her feet. We both wobble a bit, weak in the knees. When she tips her head back to smile, I kiss her instead. She tastes of strawberry lip gloss and cum. That must be what I taste like, too. I think I just dripped on the floor or our feet. #vssmut (GLOSS)

"You might as well stop sulking. Petulance rewarded is petulance encouraged, and you know that won't work with me." Tashy's been in middle space all morning, and it's turning bratty. "Let me finish what I'm doing, and I'll play Portal with you. Put on your pants and go journal." #vss365 (PETULANCE)

I tried to paint her (focus! shapes are only shapes!) but my brush got hard #vsspoem (BRUSH) #haiku

This is how I want to watch television with you. Vintage porn. Early 1910s?

fingers down my spine hesitate between dimples yes you may proceed #vsspoem (SPINE) #haiku

Rinsing the dust off your withers and flanks is a ritual. I'm thorough; you're appreciative. Once you're dry, I'll brush you, feed you, and bring you to your stall. We can clean your harness and hooves together later. For now, bitless and unbridled, you're still my ponygirl. #vss365 (UNBRIDLED)

Just a reminder, anti pornography policy also means eventually coming after erotica and smutty romance novels.

We're killing time watching a stripper we don't know lazily work a pole. She has a cringeworthy lower back tattoo with Chinese characters that she thinks says "Loves peanut butter!" but really says "Peanut-fucker." We're waiting for Shelly's first set. Shelly always makes us dream. #vssmut (DREAM)

almost a reflex how rubbing this leads to that good girl roll over #vsspoem (REFLEX) #haiku

We parked off the highway and sat on the hood of her car, overlooking the reservoir. We could just make out the dam at the far end, with way-too-many swans speckling the water's surface in between. "I wish we had fries," I said. "I wish your hands weren't so cold," she replied. #vss365 (RESERVOIR)

"Of course, this will all take time. First, I need to bend your coccyx out before I can start growing the tail. We have to maintain the existing muscle attachments of your pelvic floor and the nerves to the anus and pudenda. Does that make sense? Nod if you understand. Good." #vssmut (GOOD)

If February were this fun, I wouldn't be so done with it. "February" from an 1894 calendar credited to artist Fredillo

"Watchmaker, make me a mechanism that plays the sound of a woman in ecstasy." "But, sire. That would always make the same sound, over and over. Why have an imitation nightingale when you have the real thing, singing a sweet new song, each and every time?" #Erotica280 n.1208 - NIGHTINGALE

I engage, look them in the eye. I have "I consent" written on my skin. I am one exhibit that invites a barrage of kisses, an onslaught of hands cupping my breasts, squeezing, running scores of fingers across my back, slapping my ass. They didn't dare at the museum. They do here. #vss365 (ONSLAUGHT)

the lace trim itches but she wears them anyway comfort comes later #vsspoem (LACE) #haiku

She didn't mind his taste, not even when it reminded her of mushrooms and earth. Sweet. Salty. Nutty or sometimes fruity. She didn't create it, but she did cause it to be created. So, in that respect, it was hers, too. Each time, a memory. Root. Bud. Blossom. Decay. #vssmut (TASTE)

"I was thinking I'd like to get my eyes fixed. You know, the laser surgery? Needing glasses has gotten old at this point. And progressives don't cut it. There are some things I don't want to be blurry when I'm up close." "You're talking about pussy, aren't you?" "One example." #vssmut (BLUR)

"When Rodney got down from his horse, his... his breeches were displaced. Left versus right. Oh, you do see what I mean, don't you? It was on the wrong side! It was everything I could do not to walk over to him and adjust it myself. I found it very disturbing. Aesthetically." #vss365 (DISPLACE)

straddle the chasm fingers unfurl the fissure tongue rappelling down #vsspoem (FISSURE) #haiku

"I suppose that's the thing about an orgy. It gets started. It builds speed and momentum. At some point, it achieves escape velocity. That's when you, the individual you, let go and allow yourself to be carried away in the fleshy, sweaty slipstream. Go where it takes you." #vss365 (SLIPSTREAM)

someone is watching, shifting in his seat nearby. applaud or join in. #vsspoem (SOMEONE) #haiku

Trapped inside together during the storm, the least we can do is offer each other some eye candy. I've made him wear his loosest, gappiest boxers — the ones that offer a view every time he sits or bends or squats. What can I say? Peens are so stupid. They always make me smile. #vssmut (CANDY)

Ocean. Moon and tide. Swollen salty shell. Tampon string. Bloodline. Rear projection car crash. Crickets. Starlings. Earthworms in oatmeal. One daisy. Two nettles. Three sticks of dynamite. Paintbrush. Camera. Exposure. Standing pose. Sitting pose. Foreshortened legs. Toes. #vss365 (BLOODLINE)

Christian Louboutin vivid red with shiny black she steps on his balls #vsspoem (VIVID) #haiku

I was flying solo without a plan. No safety net beneath the trapeze. No, I didn't have to take his hand and put it on my chest so he could "feel how fast my heart is beating." But if I didn't, he would have taken weeks to touch my boob. Or kiss me. Weeks are like years at my age. #vssmut (HEART)

OK. I think that's it for now. I'm spending the rest of the day with my honey. Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of you, if you celebrate! ❤️🥂

above the bed, above your head, a necklace of knuckles strung with catgut, rattling on the wall of an empty cabin, door locked to unbelievers, casting your spells, riding your broomstick, high on self-immolation, the fire you light in yourself, familiar three fingers in flight. #SenseWrds n.33

Last one. Vintage #valentine

I arch my back to maintain contact with the fingers he runs down my spine. "This isn't going to be complicated. No complex instructions. No gymnastics. Simple. Easy as pie." My ass tips up involuntarily at the first touch of the toy. "What goes in, stays in." I shiver. "Or else." #vss365 (COMPLEX)