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Birthday gift to Sue a tiny Death Star

Hello

Me and Ella have been for a walk in Hartshill Cemetery and we heard the trees planning a blustery day

When faced with a nosy family member who asks why you don't have a boyfriend yet, say: "None have yet survived the gauntlet." (Do not explain the gauntlet)

Big Ella (One on 28th) Gets Big Squirrel

In Dutch, you can compliment someone’s cooking with ‘alsof er een engeltje over je tong piest’, literally ‘as if a little angel is peeing on your tongue’.

From another place but had to share, so good 😆

I had two employees in my fart cushion business, but I had to let one go.

Cybermen have borgasms.

One-off Cthulhu, sculpted in Super Sculpey and Aves Apoxie Sculpt, created for a cover shoot for Amazing Figure Modeler Magazine. Now resides at home with art collector Don Bohm 😊🖤#cthulhu #lovecraft #shiflettbros

This one is an absolute stunner for #TrilobiteTuesday!! Those eyes ....

Elevation on Prime, decent film if you fancy a bit of plucky survivors battle SF monsters. Not major but not streaming filler either

Gavin, please use this in a future work 😆

"Well it's a mess ain't it Sheriff?", "If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here"

Word of the Day: GROKE (Old Scots) - to gaze at somebody while they're eating in the hope that you’ll share their food.

Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Watched The Wild Robot on Prime. A delightful film in every way and a perfect valentine viewing, full of heart

Lessons from a Jigsaw Life No2....It's really disconcerting doing a jigsaw that has very foreground seagulls in front of frame, a bit of castle here, a giant bit of gull there 😆

(Still trying to ascend the quote heights for summit county library. No ref for this one so pretty chancey) 'Never assume malice whe it can be explained by lack of planning'

Ella takes a nap ❤️

'Learn how to see. Realise that everything connects to everything else' Leonardo da Vinci

Erklarungsnot .... The exact moment you are caught with your hand in the cookie jar and you have to explain yourself with only a split second to think.

'A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices' William James

It is a mist beautiful thing to have your little dog stretch out asleep along your legs on the sofa at the end of a busy day ❤️

Retiree excitement of the day...Cavity wall insulation fitted as part of free grant scheme. Holes drilled and tiny polystyrene beads blown in them glued, mostly, apart from the ones than rolled in via any pesky gaps 😲 turns out the not quite finished kitchen extractor fan bit of a weak spot

"The memory of the Vikings runs in deeper channels of thought and language, the serpentine ships that travel the dark rivers of the subconscious mind, a half seen shadow of grim gods and thudding oars and dark pine forests wreathed in mist."

The whole value of a new social app is so I can reach into my ragbag of quotes, weird sayings and flimflam then fling them into the air while cackling. .... "The truth opens gradually, like a flower, or falls on you all at once, like a bag of spanners

Sparrow playing hedge cuckoo clock

The Diplomat on Netflix is very very good good

Portrait of Spring

Chaos banished! Order triumphant! Ella was good enough only to eat the one piece 😆

(Annoying nasal catwalk voice) And today Ella is modeling 'Equifleece' in Gray accessorised with a 'Perfect Fit' harness in Black