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The darkest of humor. Veteran 🇺🇸Virgo♍️Unserious Goofball🤪 (former) Entertainment Publicist. (current) Full time dog dad.  Old enough to know better, too young to care 🙃 📍Sandy Eggo, CA
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if you dont have money for gas the alternative is me taking you to the dispo for my $20 referral credit

one of the best professional trolls ever

why doesnt wendy williams have a line of wigs? i know a lot drag queens and cancer folks would love to be like "oh i got on a wendy wig!"

–– my phone is down to 50 browser tabs and I feel so naked

we need separate elevators for people with places to be

youtu.be/BcezGj_5YZE?...

Mr.ET phone home

Now that America is little more than a Russian colony, I think I’ll pour myself a stiff vodka

ive heard weed called the devil's lettuce but never cocaine the devil's dandruff 🤣

I bet everyone’s always talking about what a narcissist I am

we need a total and complete ban on southerners naming horses until we can figure out what’s going on

pop'd in Quiksilver to see how the liquidation sale is going. its cute they are still charging $70 for shorts and 20-30% off everything (with exceptions) posted up. see yall in a month lol

man fruit roll up dont even do the designs you can tear out anymore

i broke my ice cream scoop at 3am this morning. dropped on floor the spoon part popped right off im so disappointed

Oh to be a pigeon wearing an onion ring as a necklace (from www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinte...)

They're forcing tucking out here????

We’re all fucked

I can feel myself getting the urge to post things that will get me The Knock.

yesterday I asked apple music to play the soundtrack to clueless and it proceeded to play the tracks out of order (fine) but then didnt even play the full album. Started playing random songs I've never heard before about seven tracks in wtf

so in an effort to be more conservative w/ money this year I decided to cut Spotify premium and stick with Apple Music that I get for free from VZW I lasted about a month. I cannot stand apple music. I hate the interface and when i ask to hear an artist, i dont want deep cuts + its algorithm sucks

thee ole' geek n peek

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.

Meredith was seeeeeeeething watching Angie & Mary love on each other and compliment their friendship 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe shaved is not always best. 🤔

IF